charded

Aimee's phone is so charded
by Aimee and Joe November 19, 2005
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Chard

A dick not quite as small as a Chode, But also not quite the size of a normal Dick either, for it is somewhere in between.
My gf said i had a chode, but its obviously a chard, but size doesn't even matter anyway.

Shut up you fucking chard.
by PapaChard November 02, 2018
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chard

Long, narrow penis. Antonymous with chode
Mary recoiled in disgust when Jim revealed his chard. She then proceeded to laugh and humiliate him.
by Steven Pain August 27, 2007
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chard

Kristi: "Wow, look at that little boy. His eye is askew."
Nadin: "What a chard!"
by dean the bean January 04, 2008
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Chard

Chewing Tobacco, skoal, grizzly, stokers
Want to pack a chard real quick?
by charder November 18, 2010
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Chard

To show someone up at something.
To brag consistantly about something you have done.
To walk around in a wife beater/shirt off.
To make yourself sound better with lies or false statements.
To belittle someone to make yourself feel better.
To fish for complements.
Mike: "Man I really want to learn how to backflip"

Dave: "Oh yeh? Well its super easy, I can do it in my sleep."

Mike: "Dude stop charding it!"
by Man Bear September 02, 2009
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Charding

When a bottle of chardonnay has been open too long, and no longer tastes good... You empty the bottle into your ass to avoid wasting the drunk that woukd be left behind, had you chosen to pour it down the drain.
I opened a bottle of chardonnay last week and it got a little vinegary, to the point where the flavor was quite offensive, so I realized charding was the most appropriate way to finish the bottle.
by Tomatoeyes July 03, 2016
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