capenis

When a male takes his dick out and smacks a person in the face three times then cums on the face.

Bitch you just got capenised.

by 420 street is where i live on May 1, 2009

capenis

a breed of italian men, sometimes from colorado who are convinced they are God's gift to man kind. usually is found in rockies or swiss alps mountain biking or skiing while hooking up with fat girls, or occasionally in portugal having anal to mouth sex with cats of unknown gender.

man 1: that capenis is ripped!

man 2: thats because he has to learn how to pick up all the big girls.

by henniez April 27, 2008

chavenista

to follow the 'chav' style wardrobe. Includes burberry, trackie b's, gold hoop earring & clown pendants. Mum rings are also key to this look.

'Did you see Chelsea's new Reebok Classics? She's a right Chavenista'.

by homemade jade March 26, 2009

Champers

When the Champers dont line up so you just have to rip a fatty 7. If it is not a 7 or like a 5.6 I'm sorry buddy but it says in the rule book of ''Shut the fuck up cunt" that you have autism.

Champers dude that facken skits
Dude when the Champers hit!

by Rippin7 January 16, 2020

Championism

When one does an act of sheer goodness, does a good favour for another person.

You're picking us up from Birdie's? That's championism!

by Adam Poole September 20, 2003

Champish

(adj.) To be anything not good.

John is puking on the side of the car. He is being very champish.

Nate is talking shit to everybody tonight. He's being such a champish fuck.

by Goarat November 4, 2009

cumpenis

Were you come on your penis and have a guy name chance like it of

Ooooo, chance cumpenis me

by Khudson218 November 27, 2017