hairy chomp

The act of biting down on the hairiest part of the body. When you bite down on a hairy body part with a chomp. Normally done with your partner during a sexual encounter.

Person 1: Hey my girlfriend just broke up with me today.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: I did the hairy chomp on her.

Person 2: Ouch that’s gotta hurt!

by RyanDaSniper November 30, 2019

Allergic Chomp

When a girl is Giving you a blow job, sneezes and bites your dick off. Easily prevented by dusting every once in a while and washing your sheets.

Doctor: Can you tell me why your penis is missing.
Guy: My girl was giving me a Bj and sneezed.
Doctor: Ah, the ol' Allergic chomp.

by Jerkymcstupid August 11, 2010

Mysta Champ

The best dude on the planet. He's what's up!

Yo who is that dude ? He looks as if he's a champ at everything!

Well yes that's because he is a champ...He's Mysta Champ!

by knowingwhatsup September 21, 2011

paper champ

A champion who holds an official title but lacks the caliber of a real champion.

Those boxers are just paper champions. Why? True, they may have real world titles. But they don't fight outside their country and they don't take on fighters other than their own nationality much.

by Gerrycongo February 11, 2009

chomp dick

A dismissal as in go away, get lost, fuck off or fuck you.

You dont like me? Chomp Dick!

by Farsidefan February 13, 2009

Champ Juice

The new way to say champagne

Derived from: "Champ" agne

When one drinks champagne and feels like a champion they are sipping on "champ juice"

When somebody drinks champagne and they want a champ time

"hey bro, do you have any champ juice?"

by All En L August 19, 2013

champ

dmv slang for when you calling someone lame.

That stuff was champ (lame).

You a champ man (lame).

by ya mother #2 June 7, 2022