chairez

He/she is strong and independent. Cares for his/her family. They always are committed. Family is always first to him/her. You show him/her loyalty ,they'll show it back. He/she sees everything on the bright side.

The Chairez family is always committed to their jobs.

by Beary_chairez March 17, 2019

charlize

a cute,smart,funny,hot,asian girl with a nice personality that will always be there for you when you need her, that's genorous,pretty,honest,and fun to be around with, and she's better than your ex,and fresher than the next. and will be the perfect girlfriend for you ;)

boy's friend: dude how does your girlfriend manage to be soo hot but still smart and genorous at the same time?? boy: dude she's a charlize that's why ;)

by xXflipinoyxX September 15, 2011

Charlizard9000

A rare Scottish/Polish half man half fire breathing fishing lizard.

Likes: hentai, fly's undone, (red)balls.
Dislikes: Fish, blue stilton, Ash Ketchup.

Aw hell naw, Charlizard9000 missed and hit the buckfast factory for his fire breathe instead of starting a camp fire at Loch Lomond where Nessie can be found.

by Bert_Bert January 26, 2023

Mongolian Chairlift

To perform the mongolian chairlift, you need a mid sized yak... there also needs to be a chair in plain sight, three cans of whipped cream, a girl anywhere from 90 pounds to 125 pounds depending on the size of the man performing the lift. Firstly you use the whipped cream to draw a moustache on yourself and your partner. Then you do a half sitting half standing position and you place the girl overtop of yourself then lift her off the ground and move her back and forth. While she milks the mid size yak. It was believed that this position was lost to the ages, but due the recent scientific breakthroughs it has been rediscovered.

Dave: I had a crazy time last night!
Tino: Why what did you do?
Dave: Me and my girl tried out the mongolian chairlift
Tino: Holy shit! I heard about that on the discovery channel
Dave: Yea You know it!!

by Dave Pat August 24, 2008

Aka chairblind

The best intro to a TikTok ever made

Hey what is up guys it’s your boy Andrew aka chairblind

by Guest killer December 9, 2021

clairerizing

Clairerizing is when you are sick and in the hospital and Claire comes and reads her version of the 3 little pigs.(wich totaly rocks)

while i was sick i wished claire would clairerize me. =p

by Emyln September 7, 2004

charlize

a cute,smart,funny,hot,asian girl with a nice personality that will always be there for you when you need her, that's genorous,pretty,honest,and fun to be around with, and she's better than your ex,and fresher than the next. and will be the perfec girlfriend for you ;)

boy's friend: dude how does your girlfriend manage to be soo hot but still smart and genorous at the same time?? boy: dude she's a charlize that's why ;)

by xXfilpinoyXx September 15, 2011