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Dirty Chaffee

The act of taking taken a newly met down syndrome clown to a remote field to lick whip cream off their dirty unwashed pubes. At this point a state trooper who also has Down syndrome catches you and joins in on the act of super passionate love making.
I just pulled the hardest dirty chaffee ever.
by Big daddy carlos December 23, 2022
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Chaffed

The slang term for stealing something.
Allison, I heard you chaffed that beaver toy?
No Tasha, I was just borrowing it.
by clubpenguinfun June 3, 2016
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chaffe

See this is a rather complex matter. There is to the extent of my knowledge there are three definitions for chaffe.

1. There is the literal term for chaffe which is a rash induced my skin rubbing skin generally in the area of the crotch and or buttocks.

2. There is also a definition used interjenctionally as an irritation. Ususally caused by a broke friend.

3. Also when the night is in full swing and you couldn't be happier...That state of euphoria can also be described the final definition of chaffe.
1. The Heart is willing But The Ass Is Chaffed.

2. Man I told you twice I am not going To spot you a twenty, my lord dude you chaffe my ass.

3. I've already recieved my tax return man I'm Chaffed.
by Johnny Fenton January 26, 2008
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chaffed balls

When male gonadial's have experieced a large amount of friction due to inner thigh rubbing friverously against it. Other possible causes are large amount of wire like pubic hair building up between gonadials and thigh, or a missplaces piece of 80 grit sand paper lodging itself deep within the recessions of your body.

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A song made by Tyler Ferrari when under the influence of alcohol, playing an acoustic with a multitrack recording program such as Cool Edit Pro
Jesus christ, I needed to sand something today and couldnt find my sandpaper. So when i was masturbating at high speeds, it became more chaffed than normal and i found that piece of sandpaper. I was so happy, i ran into the garage and started sanding my wood. Then i realized the birdhouse was still inside. I SCREAMED in agony, and now i am left with a shitty birdhouse, severed penile gland and CHAFFED BALLS.
by Tyler January 11, 2004
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chaffed

what happens to your knees, elbows, and ass when you're having sex in a hotel bed for 24 hours and you don't have special sheets anymore because your amazing lover gave them to his daughter, laundered of course!!!!
i've been on my knees so much they're chaffed from these sheets!!!!! i really wish i had some nice, soft, 1,000 thread count ones.
by linda lovelace November 5, 2004
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loomis chaffee

a prestigious institution in windsor CT, the "island" where the geniuses smoke a ton of ganj
class prez: "yo, weed tonight?"
validictorian: "sure"
faculty member: "count me in!"
loser in background: "Loomis Chaffee!"
by RAISINS May 26, 2007
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get chaffetzed

In the political world, to get Chaffetzed means to be thrown under the bus by someone you have helped or mentored in order for that person to get ahead. It is named after Jason Chaffetz (R-Utah) who regularly turned on his former mentors or supporters.
Various prominent Republicans, from former Utah governor and presidential candidate Jon Huntsman Jr. to House Majority Leader Rep. Kevin McCarthy, have experienced what it's like to get Chaffetzed.
by zizikazoo May 17, 2017
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