catastrophize

to hyper-imagine negative outcomes to a situation that have no basis in reality. to blow setbacks or problems out of proportion such that you sprial into an emotional catastrophe.

Joe sat, stuck in traffic, and he began to catastrophize missing delivering the perfect sales pitch, losing the commission that he planned to spend on his new outfit that he would wear to the club to meet the perfect girl. He fell into despair as he realized how pointless his life was because of the traffic.

by ballistickitten August 17, 2008

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Down Catastrophic

A more severe/extreme version of Down Bad or Down Horrendous. The term is usually used to describe someone who hasn't had a significant other or a hookup in a very long time and is just downright desperate for literally anyone at this point so that they can experience love, lust, affection, and everything in between.

Marie: "Hey, isn't this boy cute?" *Shows picture of HIDEOUS boy*
Stacie: *Throws up* "Ew Marie! You are definitely down catastrophic!"
Moral of the story is, don't get to a point where you're down catastrophic.

by KyeKage February 17, 2021

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Ceasar Salad

The Ceasar salad takes preparation and patience, requiring saving/building up a load (of cum) for a week or two to get the full desired effect. The move is initiated by having the girl lay flat on her stomach while penetrating her from the back alternating between anally and vaginally. Pull out when close to ejaculation and cum all over her back, ass, and in her hair. Thereby covering her like a Ceasar salad with a huge saved up load. Immediately realizing that she is covered like a Ceasar salad, she will ask you to wipe it off with a towel since she can’t reach all over her back to get all the cum and she can feel it running down her sides. A true artist will not want to take anything away from his creation of a masterpiece and will refuse to clean up the crime scene while admiring his work proudly, obviously denying to wipe the cum off her with a towel. This will most likely piss her off and result in you being called an insensitive selfish asshole or similar, but it will be amusing to watch her struggle with wiping off the excessive load of cum all over her while she is getting up and leaving your place. This move is especially recommended on redheads or strawberry blondes.

Last night I covered Lisa like a Ceasar salad and she got pissed because she asked me to wipe it off her, but I refused and admired my masterpiece like a true artist. She left, but later came back for more.

by Quagmire_G January 31, 2010

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catass

Some one who plays a Online game and excludes everything else. Often used to describe when some one has a lot of time to spend in a online game.
Came from a article in a newspaper on Everquest. The player they interviewed played so much Everquest he forgot to change his cats littler box, leading the reported to comment his house smelled like "a cats ass".

Not every one has enough time to catass foir items in Everquest.

That guy is such a catass, he has been at the same spawn for 9 hours straight.

by Rupert March 7, 2004

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cease and desist

A legal term literally meaning, "stop what(ever) your doing and don't do it again." Hence, "cease" meaning to "stop," and "desist" meaning to "not do again in the future."

Usually used by a person or party against another person or party when they are doing something that they find: offensive, strange, violating, embarrassing, shady, etc.

cease and desist cease & desist back off stop cease desist legal

by xthomasbhx January 23, 2016

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