Ceraphin Magazine

Ceraphin Magazine is a magazine and digital platform that featured stories, covers, and news online and across the world.

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by Mikee Brown August 2, 2018

Michael Cera

Michael Cera IS the sexiest man on the planet. He has appeared in a plethora of movies, and even though people say he only plays one character, THAT IS NOT TRUE!!!!! Look at Magic Magic, THAT'S A HORROR MOVIE!!! I say don't mess with perfection and why complain if he is unbelievably sexy in all?!?!

James: I don't really like any of Michael Cera's movies

The rest of society: *performs ritual sacrifice to the almighty god Michael Cera, he is force fed grape juice until his pee turns purple and he poops are a healthy brown color, then he is filled up air and used as a hot air balloon at the annual Cerafest (kinda like Coachella, but a billion times better)

by jesseceralover June 8, 2021

Cera

A totally cool chick. She's just like a Sarah, but minus the proper spelling. She's artsy and original and loves music. A total babe, not that she'd ever admit it. Kind of a hippy, but what do you expect from a girl named after a dinosaur?

Guy 1- Hey, who's that cool, artsy babe over there?

Guy 2- Who Cera? Isn't she hawt? Too bad she can't spell....

by Slick SP February 2, 2010

Ceraphin Publishing Group, Inc

Ceraphin Publishing Group, Inc is known as a publishing company and mass media brand that was launched and owned by Ceraphin Corporation in 2016.

Did you know that Ceraphin Publishing Group, Inc owns multiple magazines, networks, and other businesses?

by Mikee Brown August 30, 2018

cerione

The rare feat of striking out five times in a baseball game. The term was coined on national TV during the 2008 college world series when Georgia player Matt Cerione accomplished this feat during his team's win over Stanford. Similar to the hat trick (3 strikeouts) and the golden sombrero (4).

Pete really pulled a cerione with the ladies last night at the party. When he got home his shirt was covered in spilled cosmos and his face was red from all the slaps.

Timmy's parents couldn't show their faces in public after their son racked up three ceriones and five golden sombreros over the little league season.

by Nicholas D June 22, 2008

Cera Syndrome

Noun. Ailment named after the still somewhat childlike actor Micheal Cera, causing the victim to be frozen in an ageless span of time in which others believe them to be several years younger than they chronologically are. Victims may show incremental height increase but retain the same face and body shape they had at the time the disease was triggered. There is no cure for this, but some with the disease try to alleviate the symptoms with promiscuous behavior, drug and alcohol addictions and smoking, and a metric ton of makeup. These practices have not been medically proven to make one look older and are not recommended without close observation from peers.

Girl One: "Ohmigod that boy is so cute!"

Girl Two: "Yeah... but he's not a pedophile.... He's like 6 years older than you, dude. Poor guy has Cera Syndrome"

Girl One: "Aww... that's just too bad."

by franzthegreymonkey August 15, 2010

cerapaulson

The most hottest funniest smartest coolest most lovely person I’ve ever met

Person 1: Do you know the TikTok account cerapaulson?

Me actually: Yes, I’m mutuals with them

Person 1: WOAH YOU ARE SO COOL

Me: no, cerapaulson is get your facts straight shout

by bubb!egum_wh March 27, 2021