CenturyLink

Actual cunts that steal your money and give you shit speeds. Basically Hitler but in company form

Man, CenturyLink Is a fucking cunt of a company.

by nickger January 25, 2019

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century sam

a cheap cigar used to roll marijuana blunts

yo i' m fiending lets roll a fat blunt up crack that century sam boy!

by mikey May 31, 2004

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A legendary club you become a member of by drinking 100 beer shots in 100 minutes. This club doesn't have meetings or anything, you just use it to impress frat buddies, hoes, or practically anyone that admires feats of great alcohol consumption.

If you can't join the century club twice in one night, you're a pathetic lightweight.

by Nick D May 5, 2003

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The 21st century

(2000 - 2100-AD) A very depressing and rather harsh place, filled with guns and robots and the government always watching you. There are no rights, no freedom, and everyone is criticized for who they are and what they believe. 50% of all Americans end up in jail, and taxes will increase for both the rich and poor. Paradise will only remain with 0.5% of the world, while everyone else has to do exactly as they are told. It is slavery, and poverty, and homeless people roaming the forests butt-naked smoking a 17th century pipe. People live their lives exactly the way they were when they first became adults, and will lead depressing lives with 0% satisfaction. Suicide will increase by 75%, mainly for the middle-class people. of course, you could build a time-machine and go back to the old days, though the first test would probably kill every person on Earth, who wants to live a negative life anyways?

The 21st Century is hell. Do not be fooled by robots and techno music, for those were the old days.

by Stephan J. September 20, 2014

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Have a Nice Century

A very cold - but humorous - Hollywood dismissal derived from the commonplace parting “have a nice day,” but taken to the utmost extreme. “Have a nice century” is even more insulting than telling somebody to “have a nice life”. “Have a nice century” implies to the person receiving the dismissal, “you are literally of zero worth to me and always will be – I’m completely sure that your life on this Earth will end with such little significance, that I will never have to concern myself with your petty existence again,” or, in short, “you’re done.” This phrase was originally coined by the music artist Solo (Rowland), and since has become common around Hollywood – especially by talent agents, managers, directors & movie producers like Mike Lewis, the Vice President of Crown Model Management.

As the arrogant would-be model marched out of his office shouting profanities, Mr. Lewis calmly responded with one line: "have a nice century". At that moment, she knew: her hopes of ever making it big in the entertainment industry were gone.

by Mr. Ivankov February 23, 2010

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