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celibate slut

A girl who is a virgin by choice, yet is popular for every other sexual act that lacks vaginal penetration.
You want a blowjob or an eyepopping threeway? GO buy Darla a burger, and tell her you agree. She's the coolest, most experienced celibate slut there is. Way cooler than regular sluts. BEST OF BOTH WORLDS!!
by StillHere June 15, 2008
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New Celibate

Someone who has realized that sex is not worth the headache and is sick of the opposite sex. Someone who has realized that the opposite sex is never gonna love them. These people now vowel to be celibate from now on.
I'm so tired of the opposite sex, I'm going to New Celibate myself!
by GingyStew December 30, 2011
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celibate siren

A chaste woman who unknowingly (or perhaps intentionally) exudes arousing sexuality while simultaneously having no interest in follow through.
She grasped him with her eyes and beguiling smile, held him tenderly, kissed longingly, but, being a celibate siren, was indifferent to the effect she had on him.
by Dustinian_2 August 29, 2013
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hand celibate

When a person goes a period of time without masterbating.
A lot of guys are hand celibate for No Masterbate March.
by Roman Archer June 30, 2019
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emotionally celibate

John: "I'm emotionally celibate about this whole situation."
Mike: "You're what?"
John: 'I'm emotionally celibate. I don't give a fuck."
by Nascar24Fan July 3, 2018
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Celibal

A person who abstains from marriage and sexual relations.
Yo man, did you hear about John? Dude is a straight up celibal now!
by Smart In My Own Way November 19, 2020
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Celibal

A person who vows to abstain from marriage and sexual relations.
Did you hear about Saint John? Dude is an absolute celibal!
by Smart In My Own Way November 15, 2020
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