very celebrated

To consume a large amount of alcohol in the effort to celebrate.

She was at the bar last night getting very celebrated.

by LocoPingvin August 7, 2007

self celebrate

to "celebrate" by yourself. masterbate. a method of safe sex and celebacy

How many of you self celebrated on Love Day? Sometimes I don't have the time, so I self celebrate.

by jmscisco March 1, 2009

I don't celebrate genocide

An unforgettable direct response to "Merry Christmas" that lets people know you don't celebrate the genocide committed by Christianity by appropriating the Pagan holiday Yule leaving inconsiderate Catholics/Christians defeated, encourages them to stop forcing their religious beliefs on the people who have been negatively impacted by them, reminds them of what their religion is really about, and to learn to respect other people's beliefs and lack of beliefs if they want respect back.

"Merry Christm.."
I don't celebrate genocide!

by idon'tcelebrategenocide December 17, 2022

National have phone sex to celebrate your anniversary

Today is a day to have smokin hot phone sex with your partner for yalls anniversary. It doesn't matter what anniversary.

A: Hey babe
B: Yeah
A: Today is April 15th
B: And?
A: It's National have phone sex to celebrate your anniversary day ;)
B: Ooh let's have phone sex to celebrate today, it is our three month after all

by Demosthenes^ April 14, 2022

Celebrate

The act of preserving a memory with a enjoyable activity; fulfilling and complying with a social, legal, ethical, religious or spiritual obligation. Actions that are intended to show appreciation, gratitude and admiration to said tradition/memory.

The LORD's Sabbath's, New Moon and High Holy Days are worthy of celebration. (Celebrate)

by Onias Ben israel July 25, 2019

celerape

1. To celebrate an event by raping someone or something, which ever feeds your fancy you sick bastard

2. Raping to celebrate an event. This occurs when one cannot hold one's own excitement back so much so that it forces itself out in a violent sexual nature.

"I want to celerape the New Year with that dog."

"Yo man, I can't keep it in my pants anymore, let's celerape that thing that looks like a woman over there."

by Ivan Yominovsky August 27, 2007

Celebate

v.
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To masturbate in a celebratory fashion.

Home alone, and after winning the lottery, Daniel chose to celebate in front of the mirror.

by mmxjcl September 11, 2013