celerape

1. To celebrate an event by raping someone or something, which ever feeds your fancy you sick bastard

2. Raping to celebrate an event. This occurs when one cannot hold one's own excitement back so much so that it forces itself out in a violent sexual nature.

"I want to celerape the New Year with that dog."

"Yo man, I can't keep it in my pants anymore, let's celerape that thing that looks like a woman over there."

celerape by Ivan Yominovsky August 27, 2007

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celeripedean

It's a very old word that means swift-footed.

The celeripedean man jumped over the lazy dog.

celeripedean by twinkletoes1214 November 3, 2010

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celerape • Celerage • Celerate • celeripedean

Celerate

Expression used for the term "Celebrate".

"Is your birthday Tuesday nigga?"

"Hell yea nigga come celerate that shit with me at the club Wednesday nigga"

Celerate by PeteyPee January 6, 2010

Celerage

Verb - To rage in a celebratory manner.

Oh man, it's Tuesday again? Let's celerage!

Celerage by jcvciii December 8, 2010

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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