Calendar surfing

The act of looking through shared office calendars of other employees to find meetings to join even though you weren't invited. This is to fill up your own calendar and make it look like you're busy. At the meeting you're pretending to listen but just space out and nod once in a while to make a believable impression.

Johnny was calendar surfing yesterday, getting no real work done, just passing time at meetings.

by TheManWithTheHarmonica September 15, 2012

clendon

Clendon is a very determined person who loves fullfilling & accomplishing task & goals. He loves the thrill of life & has the mentality to get anything & matter of fact EVERYTHING done. He strongly stIcks to what he believes in & never lets anyone overpower him. He hates negative thoughts & people that can steer him away from his dreams. Thats the last thing he ever wants happening. He cares a lot for people but only if you have just as much love in your heart for him. Clendon is the best lover & every girl would be secretly dying to be his girlfriend. If your a Clendon your the best out there man!

"I just met a Clendon today, he was the coolest guy I've ever spoken too. We need more people in the world like him."

by diamondmiller May 8, 2014

Calendar Man

To be messed up and have a disordered life. Not having a path in life and ambitions as well as goals. Refers to needing a calendar to sort out one's life.

Chloe: " Michelle you're so awesome and better than me! I don't know what I want to do with my life!"
Michelle: " Ahh gyal dem you's a calendar man."

by michelledomination March 3, 2016

celebdr

An amazing shifting account on tiktok that is obsessed with Emma Watson and hold a lot of shifting advice, ideas, experience, many others. if you ever need any shifting advice go to them.

Person 1: hey! have you heard of @celebdr on tiktok?
Person 2:yeah! she's helped me a lot with shifting and everything.
Person 1 :She's amazing.

by @fionashifts aka your bsf :P July 14, 2021

celene

Celene is hott, Like a stripper, but not, she is my wife and I'LL kick your ass if you get near her.. And another definition of Celene is, (Hot/ horny /crazy girls)

Celene makes me horny...

by Cow March 22, 2004

celena

Most likely the hottest girl in the world. Everyone wants to be just like her-- young girls and older girls alike. Some how their admiration by being bitches, but that's only because they're jealous that she's so sexy and all the guys want her.

Girl 1: Ooh look at her! It's Celena!
Girl 2: OMG OMG OMG SHE'S SO HOT!
Girl 1: Ewww she's so pretty.
Girl 2: She sort of makes me wanna go lesbian.
Guys: HAH TOUGH LUCK CHICKS, SHE'S OURRRRS!

by sizzle April 24, 2005

calendrome

Like a palindrome, a calendrome is a date that appears the same whether read backward or forward, i.e., 1.12.11.

1.12.11 is a rare example of a calendrome.

by Cutters79 January 21, 2010