anti-celebrity

Being annoyed with, or against the mindless worship of celebrities and the constant use of them as a distracted from real life issues and the common person.

Person A: What the fuck!? More news about Britney? I'm sick of this shit what about what the fuck is going on with our troops?

Person B: God, I didn't know you were so anti-celebrity... Chill out, man.

by Ally Shaheed January 1, 2008

celebrity name fumbler

A person who constantly screws up celebrity's names. Examples: Warren Beauty,Thelma Blair,Paris Hinton,Kenunu Reeves,Gary Boozey,Rick Jagger,The Elderly Brothers,Tommy Jones Lee.

My girlfriend was talking about some movie starring Angela Jolie. She's a habitual celebrity name fumbler.

by wolfbait51 May 6, 2011

Celebrity Justice

When celebrities and high profile people get let off lightly for crimes they commit.

Celebrity justice examples;

O.J Simpson gets let off for murder.
Lindsey Lohan avoids prison for DUI
Amy Winehouse gets let off after assaulting a fan
Roman Polanski avoiding extradiction for child rape

And the many who face a measly one day in jail for repeated DUI offences.

by Havana192 September 29, 2009

celebrity ugshot

a pic of a celebrity, usually female or a starlet, looking so ugly it's criminal.

can be because of lack of makeup and studio lighting in a candid shot, or plastic surgery disasters and looking anorexic.

omg did u c the latest celebrity ugshot of LiLo on perez hilton?

by mayasd October 11, 2009

celebrities

They are full of self-delusion, hypocrisy and attention seeking drug habits. They are spoiled drama queens and usually have absolutely no idea what they're talking about because they're under-educated. They drive cars that cost enough to feed a small country. They provide nothing practical to society and pack-rat millions of dollars all the while claiming to be enlightened humanitarians and giving away a few thousand dollars to charity which they could just as well wipe their ass with.

Celebrities suck. Yeah.

by cerealtitties January 3, 2006

celebrity

A lucky slacker multi-millionaire. Rarely has more talent than you or me

J.Lo

by irene-o November 7, 2003

celebrity jeopardy

The funniest skit to come off of the funniest show of all time, saturday night live.

Connery: I'll take The Rapists for Twenty!
Trebeck: That's Therapists, not the rapists!

Trebeck: Mr. osbourne, you may now choose
Ozzy: Chews? alright i'll take charleston chews for sixty millionssss

by Pumba December 24, 2004