by pxti February 6, 2021
positioned diagonally; cater-cornered
by BlackBears April 24, 2009
When someone's breasts are pointed askew rather than pointed in the same direction (head on or droopy) she is said to have cattywampus tits.
by Cranberry Bob November 17, 2021
The act of having a huge ass that is lopsided. One ass cheek that is fat as fuck and then the other even larger and wasting space.
Hey look at her, she had one normal cheek and one saggy ass cheek. Nice Cattywampus booty.
I saw this type of booty at Walmart #5389. Slap that ass!!
I saw this type of booty at Walmart #5389. Slap that ass!!
by ironeagle3905 June 7, 2011
When you meet a gorgeous girl who seems perfect then finally get in her pants and suffer the extreme disappointment of her mangled vagina. There’s no lips to hold everything in and it’s all hanging out like ground beef.
“Hey man, you finally get her yet?” He asked. “Well, I was about to, but her cattywampus vagina scared my dick soft man!” He shreiked as he curled up in the fetal position to suck his thumb.
by Ginabob420 October 24, 2018
When you receive anal from your neighbors cat whilst stroking your penis with a gear from a machine of your choice
Last nights cattywampus cock sprocket was amazing
by Michael_j_fox_3 March 20, 2017
a really cool band that was created in the 1970s to drive annoying people away from the t+c relationship:)
by fire alarm sprinkler September 7, 2020