NNN Calendar

The NNN Calendar is a calendar revolving around NNN.

-Jizz January
-No Finger February
-Massive Masturbate March
-Ass Eating April
-Gay May
-Make It Jelly June
-Even More Jizz July
-Mass Ass August
-Semen Shooter September
-Orgi October
-No Nut November
-Destroy Dick December

"Are you attempting the NNN Calendar"

"Heck Yeah, my dick is going to suffer so much"

by SpikeyFluffBall November 7, 2019

calentard

someone who has an inordinate amount of trouble scheduling, accepting and attending meetings (especially through Outlook)

"Sorry I'm such a calentard -- I swear that meeting fell off of my calendar. Again. Can you forward it to me?"

by kdubs94304 October 7, 2009

caylenwolf

An illiterate freak on twitter that harasses females and disrespects them when he doesn't get his way

God, CaylenWolf is such an ass. He just cursed someone out for not giving him nudes.

by TwitterClaw April 3, 2015

calendar wolf

A wolf that has been hand-raised for the sole reason of photographed for calendars. Usually, calendar wolves look much healthier than their wild cousins, and eat not from freshly killed prey, but a bowl with their name on it. Could also refer to a disingenuous person, or a poseur.

The wolf looks so healthy in that photo because he's a calendar wolf.

by dddrew January 16, 2008

calendar quality

So sexy that they belong on a pinup calendar.

Jay: Did your see her sexy ass?
Rog: Hell yeah I did. She calendar quality

by AyeBigPoppy April 16, 2019

calendar simpiosis

A phenomenon, although slim, slightly increases the risk of dying on a birthday than any other day of the year.

Dude I hope calendar simpiosis doesn't effect me on my birthday.

by Ack! I'm chocking April 11, 2021

chinese calendar

When you fuck an Asian or Chinese girl in 365 different positions over the course of 1 round of intercourse.

I went to Chinese buffet last night and ended up Chinese calendaring one of the waitresses.

by Chinese Calendar January 16, 2017