central catholic

quite possibly the finest high school institution in the united states, as well as the world. An all male school made up of the most intelligent youths a city can produce. Created in 1927, Central was destined for distinguished greatness. Although tarnished with tea-bagging alligations, the school community's resolve has shown through to the point where other schools have nothing else to criticize such an institution of learning for other than this allegid incident. The school, although all male, creates an invironment that caters to all walks of life, where gay, strait, catholic, or non, each individual will be called a fag by a fellow classmate and have his books encompassed with falic symbols ejaculating over last nights math assignment. Book checks are unaviodable and gamesharking illegal. Oakland girls are overrated because of being surrounded by scrotem for 6hours out of the day. All in all the female teachers are not hot at all if seen in normal day-to-day interaction and no school is better fit for young men looking for a college-preparatory school with a reputation of success than Pittsburgh Central Catholic. Unlike those greensburgh name stealing sons of bitches. We are the real CENTRAL and the viking is the only mascot we know or aknowledge. C.E.N.T.R.A.L whats that spell? CENTRAL! WHAT??

Central Catholic, better than your school since 1927.

by -c- September 28, 2006

Central Catholic Highschool

Gay all boys school

Poor School; Poverty

3/7 of students DO NOT have a father

Ghetto and Mexican

1/2 of the families need financial aid

Person: What highschool do you attend?

Student: Central Catholic Highschool.

Person: So your father makes $40,000 a year?

I attend Central Catholic Highschool, a gay Highschool.

by 1242344343 March 12, 2019

Reading Central Catholic

Originally the home of William Luden (as in Luden's Cough Drops) which sits at the base of Mt. Penn. A "newer" part of the building was built in 1941, which included the gym and about 15 more classrooms. The Cardinals have long been the schools mascot. Because of the school's history, many students and staff have reported seeing ghosts roam the hallways because it is said that the wife and son both died in the mansion of un-natural causes. Almost every student takes pride in going to Central. The school is known for its great sports and school spirit. After the 2010-11 school year, Central's Rival, Holy Name will merge with Central at the location of Holy Name and will be called Berks Catholic High School.

Reading Central Catholic

by arronk April 12, 2011

Pittsburgh Central Catholic

A fine educational institution, home to some of the best youth's that Pittsburgh can produce. An all male school, Central has enjoyed much athletic success recently; the football team won the AAAA PIAA State Championship in 2007, while the basketball team won the 2008 AAAA WPIAL championship. The rowing team has also brought home a bronze and silver medal on the national level, for varsity and freshman respectively.

The school has been surrounded in much contorversy over a "tea-bagging" incident.

Central is hated throughout the Greater Pittsburgh Area because of its athletic prowess and academic superiority, sending above 95% of its seniors to college each year.

Many people are stopped on the street, being asked by passers-by if they attend Central. Central is known throughout Pittsburgh as one of, if not the best, high school for males.

Man: "Hey bud, do you go to Pittsburgh Central Catholic?"

Boy: "Ya i do."

Man: "O so your a total badass."

by CCHS11 June 23, 2008

Central Catholic

A school in Lawrence Ma a really poor city in North East Mass, kids from all over go there, its a private school , but 65 percent of there kids came from public, School has great sports, and a great facillite , its the place to go to if you wanna make it, but in a comfortable non snoby enviroment

Central Catholic High School lawrence Ma

by CENTRALCATHOLICMAN June 1, 2009

Pittsburgh Central Catholic

The school where boys who feel like they could use some man on man action go to. Central Catholic is located in Oakland, just east of Pittsburgh PA. It is well known for its outstanding sports teams, great education, and for producing the gayest men alive. Being an all boys school, men who go there usually do not interact with the opposite sex.

But as well as being gay, people who come from Central (as the locals call it) are quite often the biggest jack asses ever. There is a constant competition to see who's balls are bigger although no one who goes there have any at all. But this does not apply to everyone, i know someone who is a Central alum. he is one of the nicest people you will ever meet, although, he does admit, he was a complete jack ass in high school. He has since become gay and is just moving out of his parents house, getting a license and finishing his collage education, it has been 8 years since he graduated...

Cool guy: Where do you go to school?

Gay: Pittsburgh Central Catholic

Cool guy: You must be a queer, HE EVERYONE, SHUN THE QUEER!!!!

by a_strait_guy October 4, 2009

Central Catholic

Mostly a bunch of rich sexist, homophobic, racist white boys who are privileged but they don't even know it. There are a few good people from central/oakland but for the most part they're toxic and think they the shit but really they're just some vineyard vine shit heads :)

"That dude over there is such a frat boi, he must be from central catholic"
"Yuck look at that trump supporter! Must be a central boy!"

by bleepbloop69 May 16, 2018