beer cataracts

An extreme variant of the condition beer goggles, where massive alcohol consumption leads to a male completely losing his ability to sense female repugnancy.

Did you see that rotter that Mark was talking to?

Yeah, nasty case of beer goggles there.

More like beer cataracts, she had a beard growing out of her arse.

by ws January 19, 2004

Cataracts

Tom from BATIM on low quality and low resolution.

"Man,Tom gives off big cataracts vibes right now."

by TobitoUchiha November 24, 2022

Catarcums [cataracts]

when a guy skeets in your eye blinding you, and it burns like some shit!

My boyfriend tried to cum on my chest, missed, and totally gave me a catarcums cataracts! I had blurry vision for days! OUCH!

by MnM703 January 22, 2009

Cambodian Cataracts

Sexual slang. To be performed while having sex in the standard missionary position. Sex proceeds as normal until just prior to the male reaching an orgasm. When an orgasm is imminent, the male pulls out his penis, takes both his hands and pushes the skin back on the sides of the female's face giving her 'Asian eyes.' While continuing to hold the 'Asian Eye' look on the female's face, the male reaches a climax and ejaculates in both of the female's eyes giving her........ "Cambodian Cataracts."

You haven't lived until you've given Cambodian Cataracts to a MILF you met on Craigs List.

by The Lurker TC July 2, 2009

Cataractoids

A cause of stupidity displayed by a person who’s head is deeply inserted into their behind, posterior, anal aperture.

Your error in thinking is caused by a medical condition called cataractoids.

by Ofashea May 21, 2020

Cartaracts

The condition of an older car's film covered hazy headlights.

Mike: Hey can you pick me up? I can't drive at night.

Joey: Why?

Mike: My car has cartaracts.

by lormaak September 28, 2009

anti-man-gluten-visio-cateractasm

-noun pronounced: what the' heck!!
The inate syndrome in manly men that subconsciously block the same sex booty from entering the visual cortex.

A manly man mistakenly gets an email with the picture of another man with his booty exposed. The anti-man-gluten-visio-cateractasm blocks any visual references to such events.
This phenomenon does not exist in some areas such as San Francisco, Palm Springs, and a club down the street from my house.

by TerrenceV April 17, 2008