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Claustrophobic

The fear of Santa Claus and all things realted to the jolly fat man.
A tendency to light up the fireplace with gasoline and place tripwires in the chimney every christmas.
Person 1:Damn it's christmas again, horrible time to be Claustrophobic.

Person 2:Hmmm. . . HO HO HO !

Person 1: GAHHH !
Claustrophobic by Mister KPO January 4, 2009

carstraphobic 

when riding down the interstate and the car in the left lane is ahead of the car in the right lane but not enough to pass. Therefore you find yourself boxed in with cars all around you.
Honey get your face out of my lap! This clown in the fast-lane is holding up traffic, i'm getting carstraphobic and losing my bubby.
carstraphobic by deltamike34 July 11, 2011

Castraphobical 

To have the fear of France. To be scared of what lies on the dreaded country. But be careful as you might fall of the Eiffel Tower
Mum: let's go to France

Son(Bartholomew) ahhhh I'm scared

Mum: dont be so castraphobical
Castraphobical by Card houses December 20, 2021

claustrophobic smoker 

A person who greatly dislikes smoking cigarettes in closed in areas.
i cant smoke in here, i am to much of a claustrophobic smoker
claustrophobic smoker by BigLutz January 22, 2010

carstrophobia 

The fear of being encircled by vehicles that are obviously worse drivers than you.
Person 1: I hate having people drive next to me. I was almost sideswiped a few times!
Person 2: I know, right? It gives me carstrophobia.
carstrophobia by DeeeeWatttt October 21, 2015

Clostrophobic 

Guy: hey come in this elevator
guy2: no I'm clostrophobic

Guy: what that mean
Guy 2: I'm scared of walls
Clostrophobic by Yeetrr69420 September 27, 2019