castration fantasy is when you dream about or desire or think about the woman you love to loving-ly remove your testicles or to keep them in HER possesion
by viking48 February 28, 2009
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by Mellen1 April 27, 2010
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The act of pleasuring oneself in a vehicle, which said person may or may not be driving.
Most heinous perpertrator is dubiously referred to as the "I-95 Wacker", spotted by numerious WMMR listeners, and outed by Preston and Steve, after he harassed Cathy from the show.
Most heinous perpertrator is dubiously referred to as the "I-95 Wacker", spotted by numerious WMMR listeners, and outed by Preston and Steve, after he harassed Cathy from the show.
Yuck, that guy in that Yellow Neon with tinted rear windows is at it again on 95.
Carsturbation should be a crime.
Carsturbation should be a crime.
by theLitFuse August 3, 2005
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by Momconn September 21, 2011
Get the crustration mug.This word is already defined, but it means to remove one's own genitals (with a knife or their teeth). It is said that you can see more than enough of this on Pain Olympics (I don't even want to watch it and find out...) Honestly, anyone who engages in this instantly deserves a Darwin Award...
Two people observe a crackhead with a knife.
Person A: Holy shit! He's got a knife!! What do we do?
Person B: Stay out of sight. Be ready to call the cops if he starts something.
Person A: Sounds like a good idea. But, what if he attacks us? Do you know any martial arts or have a gun?
Person B: Yes and yes. For now, we just watch...
*a few moments later*
Person A and B simultaneously "puke their guts out"
Person B: That crackhead just performed self-castration! Quick! Hand him a Darwin Award!!
Person A: Holy shit! He's got a knife!! What do we do?
Person B: Stay out of sight. Be ready to call the cops if he starts something.
Person A: Sounds like a good idea. But, what if he attacks us? Do you know any martial arts or have a gun?
Person B: Yes and yes. For now, we just watch...
*a few moments later*
Person A and B simultaneously "puke their guts out"
Person B: That crackhead just performed self-castration! Quick! Hand him a Darwin Award!!
by Juggernaut2010 January 25, 2012
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Just like a newly married man, his testicals have been cutoff and he doesn't know how to think for himself anymore without direction from his wife. You know this happened when your friend can't go out anymore without first clearing it with his wife.
Societal Castration is similar. One that once thought they were in control have given up control and taken on a "Whatever" style mentatility because they don't think they can effectuate change without pissing off many different groups of people.
Just like a newly married man, his testicals have been cutoff and he doesn't know how to think for himself anymore without direction from his wife. You know this happened when your friend can't go out anymore without first clearing it with his wife.
Societal Castration is similar. One that once thought they were in control have given up control and taken on a "Whatever" style mentatility because they don't think they can effectuate change without pissing off many different groups of people.
Little Johnny used to make great jokes. Things have changed and now his momma and teacher have much greater influence over him. Due to Societal Castration Johnny doesn't know what to do, doesn't know who to joke about or who to poke fun at without the risk of pissing off everyone around him. He is not scared but knows its not worth the risk. It's the old mantra of if you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all. Sometimes something funny isn't always nice. Sigh.....
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Anna: "Roshan, don't be a hoe. You need spiritual castration."
Anna: "Roshan, don't be a hoe. You need spiritual castration."
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