Carpet Burn

where the penis is irritated by a womans pubic hair.

Person 1: Hey bro, you got some rash ointment? my girlfriend gave me a carpet burn last night and she forgot to shave.

by Sebmin June 17, 2018

carpetmuncher

A person gladly engaged in cunnilingus. Not an insult.

"I don't know if you know Bob? The word is, he's such a carpetmuncher."

by Neven Mrgan January 18, 2003

Carpetcunt

A vagina that is sooo hairy it makes the person ontop feel as if they are in a carpet store or on a new rug!

Whenever i have sex with my girlfriend, i can feel her carpetcunt touch my penis and it makes a nice scratchy feeling

by ivynina3476 March 31, 2010

Carpet Burn

When a bitch let's her pussy hair grow out and irritates the penis upon entry ; when the pubic hair begins to slightly grow in as stubble and irritates the penis on the way in during sex.

"Damn man I knew I shouldn't have messed with that Christmas cunt, I ended up with Carpet Burn."

by Middle aged middle white male November 8, 2018

carpetmuncher

one who munches grungey hairy granny puss and enjoys the carpet burn he/she gets from the happening.

granny smiths grandson was a great carpetmuncher

by sin dolly December 21, 2003

carpet burn

a rough burn you get on knees and elbows after ahving a rampant sex session on all fours, usually a wmoan has the elbow burns to, if a guy has them worry!

damn thats the last time you take me up the ass! these carpet burns hurt like a bastard

by SadoQueen March 20, 2004

Magic Carpet Burn

A rash or skin chafing as a result of exposure to the Brillo-like pubic hairs of someone of Middle Eastern descent.

"Why won't she blow me?"
"Because she doesn't want to wake up with a magic carpet burn on her upper lip, you dirty towelhead"

by John asdfaa January 25, 2009