Carnish

verb 'car-NISH'
/Carnished/
/Carnishing/
/Carnisher/

To garnish a dish (e.g. Toast) violently. Root words 'Tarnish', 'Garnish' and 'Carnage'.
or
To throw large amounts of food things at one-another.

Bob: "I'm hungry"
Tim: "Lets make some Carnished Toast!"
*They both begin throwing butter and cinnamon sugar at the toast, then brutally beat the sandwich.

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Bob: "Man, this soup is DELICIOUS!"
*Carnishes it against the wall*

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In the movie 'Thor', in the coffeeshop, Thor 'carnished' the coffee mug because he loved the coffee.

by Tonk September 25, 2012

Carissa

Leader of the Pootang Gang. Gettin ass all day everyday. Carissa is also a slayer of thots because she is too powerful to be a thot herself. She will take your man or woman so just stay home and hide in your closet. Hide for the rest of your left. Until Carissa leaves this world to bang another...nobody is safe.

Hey man wanna go out tonight
Nah can't Carissa gonna steal my girl and you if we go.

by INfamousGhost100 February 14, 2019

Carissa

A Carissa is all woman - the most gorgeous in the world. Heart-racingly gorgeous. Striking. More hot than beautiful, even. An amazing person - the most amazing woman in the world - and she doesn't even flaunt it. A Carissa is extremely rare because she is that hard-to-find whole package: beautiful, smart, kind, tall, and great sense of humor, with a hot body and huge chest. Plus she knows how to have fun. The best friend you will ever have - loyal as hell. A stunning, tall, witty, perfect woman who drives guys crazy; she's also the strongest and most courageous woman you've ever met. That perfect babe who no one can put down; she's gorgeous & sexy as hell with a charismatic, phenomenal personality. Her big brown eyes are the most enchanting ever seen. If you meet a Carissa, you will fall in love. Clearly it's hard to find Carissas, you may only ever meet one or two in your life, so when you meet one you had better get her before somebody else does.

Dude 1: That Carissa's looking fineeeeee.

Dude 2: Man, I know.
....
Carissa: (while walking by) Hey guys!

Dude 1 & 2: Heyy!!!!! ... Wowww....

by Ava2032444 June 2, 2018

Feral Carnie

A typically, unkempt, uneducated, scraggly, dirty, drifter. Often the child of a traveling circus workers or even just the product of lower breeding practices.

Hey dude that feral carnie was pretty good at sex in my trailer last night.

by Ranchgirls November 17, 2020

Carnes Owned

A variation of ownage, chiefly of the mathematical sort, derived from the great one, the true J.C. himself, Jerry Carnes.

Let's say your test grade was a 54.
You would say:
Dude, I just got totally "Carnes Owned."

by YBB November 29, 2003

Carnifex

The public executioner at Rome, who executed persons of the lowest rank; hence, an executioner or hangman.

Also a name of a metal band.

CARNIFEX BE BRUTAL

by bludgeoned August 26, 2009

Cariss

On the outside a happy, kind, funny, pretty girl who cares a bit too much and wants to help out as much as she can. On the inside she sometimes can take things to seriously and gets worked up and upset over tiny things. Might have anxiety and never feels good about her self even though she is beautiful.

Person one: did u see her?!
Person two: yeah, her names cariss and she’s just amazing

by car1ss March 30, 2019