The shared beliefs of George Carlin (1937-2008), one of the greatest human minds that ever lived. Carlin taught us that Republicans/Conservatives are full of shit, kids today are largely flawed, God doesn't exist and those who believe in most religion are assholes who kill people for no reason (His words, not mine.), and people in general are scared, weak, evil, manipulative, callous sacks of shit who sit around playing with their pricks until they die, and other such thoughts.
Churchgoer: Hey, I'm going to church, wanna come?
Carlinist: No thank you, I believe in Carlinism, now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go jack off.
Carlinist: No thank you, I believe in Carlinism, now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go jack off.
by ifyoureadthisthenyoulostthegam April 25, 2010
Get the Carlinism mug.A rapidly growing fitness club located primarily in Northwest Indiana and the Chicagoland area. With a flat rate of $19.95 a month with a small sign up fee, Cardinal's prices give you the basic equipment you need to get in shape for a price that blows away its large competitors (e.g. XSport, Bally's, YMCA). Another upside of Cardinal Fitness is that you can workout without having to see sweaty euro-trash douchebags wearing white jeans and express graphic tees to the gym.
Dan: Dude let's sign up to Xsport for the summer.
Mike: And pay $90 more to workout in an overcrowded gym with outdated equipment while listening to the latest shitty techno remix? I'm going to Cardinal Fitness.
Mike: And pay $90 more to workout in an overcrowded gym with outdated equipment while listening to the latest shitty techno remix? I'm going to Cardinal Fitness.
by Razmatazz42 June 16, 2009
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Throughout history the surrounding world has selected the cars that are most fit. Just as for the natural species, cars ability to adapt to new conditions has decided which models that have become successful. Factors such as the economy, the price of oil, baby booms, popular culture, urban planning and law has all decided the evolution of car.
he thought about buying a steam engine car but reconsidered when realizing it was extinct by carwinism.
by Audini July 3, 2009
Get the Carwinism mug.Masculine Name: A cardinal c the nazi is a first class moron you promote in a big box environment in view to obtain results. A cardinal c the nazi will rule his regime like fake hitler, while getting rid of people with the most modern methodology, by dismissing them with or without cause (Please Note: His emphasis is on dismissals without cause as he does not have the skills nor the potential to pick up a law book, nor did he ever had the opportunity to do his college best where they just opened the door for him - like they would at DeVry).
The best way to avoid a cardinal c the nazi is by staying in school, and getting an education promptly, higher than college preferably.
The best way to avoid a cardinal c the nazi is by staying in school, and getting an education promptly, higher than college preferably.
Boss: In the office now!
Clerk: What now boss?
Boss: I was told you destroyed a computer. You will now get out of my store, you will not pass go, you will not get to claim your $200 which is your Statutory pay and your employment insurance! You are OUT!
Clerk: you fucking cardinal c the nazi - HOW DARE YOU!? How do you sleep at night? How is your dead grandmother doing????!
Clerk: What now boss?
Boss: I was told you destroyed a computer. You will now get out of my store, you will not pass go, you will not get to claim your $200 which is your Statutory pay and your employment insurance! You are OUT!
Clerk: you fucking cardinal c the nazi - HOW DARE YOU!? How do you sleep at night? How is your dead grandmother doing????!
by CanYouHandleDaTruth January 5, 2014
Get the cardinal c the nazi mug.A school that was designed by someone with no brain, has classes in the hall, makes the cooking class cook for the cafeteria, has no actual cafeteria or stage, decided to start a rap battle club even though they're losing money and are somehow proud of how shit they are
"We, Joane Cardinal-Schubert high school, are proud to say that someone said our school looks like a mall"
"Wtf"
"Wtf"
by WhyamIhere2 November 26, 2019
Get the Joane Cardinal-Schubert high school mug.The act of obtaining someone else's credit card information, by either wordtrashing/word which hardly works anymore, or hacking an online store, or simply looking at someone else's card and writing down it's number and exp. date. Once the card info is obtained the person doing the carding will usually have a drop point (an empty house or building) and have the items ordered with the credit card shipped there to make the whole act pretty untraceable.
by Phender August 5, 2003
Get the carding mug.Cardinal Newman Catholic School and Community College is a crappy secondary school in Coventry, England, but it's not as bad as President Kennedy and Coundon Court.
The teachers are retarded and so are most of the students. The year 7's think they are badmans, and everyone from year 9 to 13 are druggies, tramps, spastic; only a small amount of people are normal. Year 8 are just as bad though, most of the girls are so tarty that if they went in a swimming pool the water would turn orange.
I should know, I go to this school..
The teachers are retarded and so are most of the students. The year 7's think they are badmans, and everyone from year 9 to 13 are druggies, tramps, spastic; only a small amount of people are normal. Year 8 are just as bad though, most of the girls are so tarty that if they went in a swimming pool the water would turn orange.
I should know, I go to this school..
by coventry77 January 25, 2011
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