carcass pep rally

a pep rally that is attended only by dead bodies withabsolutely no soul

frank and jane went to the carcass pep rally last night. afterwards they drank ethanol

by Tablecloth_wanker March 22, 2020

Carcass Sling

A swing used for holding lifeless or lazy people, most likely hung from the ceiling.

Attach my friend’s Carcass Sling to the sky track and send him flailing around the room.

by CarcassSling March 22, 2019

Carcass Factor

The rating for how close your food resembles a carcass.

Chicken tenders are low in Carcass Factor where wings are higher, and a roasted bird is even higher.
Things like boiled crawfish and the whole pig with the apple in its mouth are the absolute highest in Carcass Factor.
"I can't eat it if it's lookin back at me."

by TheAmericanVerb September 3, 2021

Carcass Docking

When a guy sticks the head of his penis into a dead man's foreskin.

Greg is a pure animal he has been carcass docking with that stiff in the morgue for about an hour.

by Rusty Load February 17, 2026

Ghetto Carcass

Someone who drives an old white car that looks as if it could be a drug transport. Usually named Darrell and looks stoned all the time

That ghetto carcass looks high af af

by The anonymous Gopher January 25, 2017

Whale Carcass

A tainted vagina that belongs to a morbidly obese woman.

Todd ate Rosetta's whale carcass.

by The Gay Mankini November 21, 2018

X-mas carcass

The fate of the christ-mas tree: A once beloved, highly-adorned centerpiece of good-will, fellowship and seasonal cheer; chopped down, dragged out of the forest, temporarily sanctified then subsequently kicked unceremoniously to the curb, like a wasted carcass at a meat-packing plant.

Seasons finally over! Time to chuck the X-mas carcass to the curb...

by YAWA September 25, 2017