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Calabrian

Person from Calabria, the southern-most region or the toe of Italy. People from Calabria typically have dark brown or black hair that is very thick, have fair to olive skin, and have green or brown eyes. Although these features or traits can be seen as stereotypes towards Calabrians and /or Sicilians and other southern Italians, they actually true in most cases. Such variations in complexion, hair color, and eye color are due to invasions, attacks, and settling of the Greeks, Arabs, Etruscans, Africans, and other tribes/peoples in southern Italy.
Joe: That kid Vincenzo's family is from Calabria and hes really hairy, but hes so pale! Shouldn't he be olive complected or have tan skin since he's Calabrian?

Lou: Not all Calabrians are darker skinned and hairy Lou. There were many invasions and settlings in Italy from light-skinned peoples and tribes, and dark-skinned peoples/tribes, which means different skin colors, eye colors, and just in general varied traits. Do some research pal. And by the way, that kid Cenzo looks Spanish in the summer he gets so tan.
by SicilianoPaesano January 19, 2013
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Pussy Barbarian

What your mom has wet dreams about.
Jennifer: What are you doing at my house at 3:00 AM, Spencer?
Reid: Why do you think I’m here?
Jennifer: Oh I know why your hear.
Reid. Do you now?
Jennifer: I need you Spencer!

Reid: Call me Pussy Barbarian, because I’m about to go savage on that kitty.
by Bubba the Gimp January 3, 2021
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Carriann

An amazing, beautiful, sweet, caring, loving, funny, weird and cute girl. She can always make you smile even on your bad days. She's funny and weird but that's why we love her.
Carriann is so sweet, she can always make me smile
by cupcake19 May 4, 2013
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Barbarian Mud-Chucker

The act of shitting in a blender then pouring it on an unexpected victim.
Frank:Hey bro watch me give this guy a Barbarian Mud-Chucker
by asdzxc96 September 5, 2010
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Canarian phone sex

A sexual act in which one partner stands on mountaintop A, and the other on nearby mountaintop B. The two gaze at each other through binoculars and "talk dirty" in the whistled language of the Canary Islands, meanwhile pleasuring themselves with their respective cell phones.

For a related practice involving yodels, see Alpine Sexting.
The uncrossable canyon between them could not stop Alice and Bob from enjoying torrid Canarian phone sex.
by Epic Tetus February 28, 2015
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Carbetarian

A vegetarian who doesn't eat fruits, vegetables, or anything remotely healthy. Instead they eat an obnoxious amount of carbohydrates and fats.
Person 1: Monique said she's vegetarian but i haven't seen her eat a single fruit or vegetable all day. Instead she's been eating pizza, lasagna, and cheesecake.
Person 2: Clearly she's a Carbetarian!
by mlb1967id2 November 23, 2010
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barbarian wedding

A sexual act resulting in lamentation; rape.
You hear about the new quarterback, Kirk? He just got arrested for giving some chick a barbarian wedding.
by CapAp August 9, 2006
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