Cardamone

Noun: A large and pungent turd or poo. Distinguishably black in colour due to a diet lacking in nutritional content and high in fat and sugar.

Worker 1: 'Hey mate, where are you going?'
Worker 2: 'I'm gonna do a Cardamone, I've eaten nothing but dumplings all week.'
Worker 1: 'So it's you who desecrates the toilets!'

Worker: 'I'm just heading out for a Cardamone.'
Boss: 'OK, make sure you put down just a half day on your timesheet.'

by Cardamone August 19, 2008

Carlmont

A school between the two cities; San Carlos and Belmont, filled with a lot of drug users, sexually active, and athletic people. It is just an ordinary high school with a good varsity football team, and a lot of unique people. It's hard to say that it's a bad school because the people who are normal balance the weird. Like I said, it's just a casual 21st century high school with all of the stereotypes you could think of.

I go to carlmont high school.

by MING668 October 8, 2019

Caramoting

A sex move to describe when the woman is covered in hardened caramel and has her legs pointing the opposite way of her partner's penis and sucks on her partner's penis while he licks the caramel off of her vagina.

WOMAN: I want some candy but I also want sex
DOCTOR: Caramoting is for you, then
WOMAN: What's that?
DOCTOR: Check Urban Dictionary

by I D Fine May 20, 2017

Caraboner

The sexual attraction to useless plastic clips, specifically carabiners.

Geoff has such a caraboner. It's pretty disgusting.

by TheDogWrites October 19, 2017

cramond

People will spell it with 2 'm's for some reason idk why. Also is an inn in Scotland.

Time to go to Crammond inn, wait shit there is only 1 m in cramond, wow I'm a moron.

by Crammmond February 2, 2021

caremongering

Deliberately offering assistance and acts of kindness during a time of public fear or alarm about a particular issue.

There is a lot of caremongering happening in Canada during the covid-19 pandemic.

by Intrinzik March 17, 2020

capamon

capamon is for person who loves using caps lock. They use it to express their anger and despise to a person or use caps lock for fun.

person 1: DAMN YOU STUPID FREAK!! STAY AWAY YOU MINDLESS IDIOT!

person 2: lol you're a capamon!

by Slave Doll July 11, 2010