Craiging Out

Craiging Out is defined by the complete lack and disregard of previous friendships and relationships in lieu of intimate contact. Common symptoms include: Dropping out of contact with previously close friends for several months, adamantly denying that anything is wrong with the current situation and lack of contact, pretending not to notice texts and or phone calls and insisting that it simply was not next to you for days on end, and when parked outside the home of someone who is in the process of Craiging Out, they will not only not come outside to say hello, but call hours later and refer to the situation as "creepy" and try to focus attention off of themselves.

A person can also said to be Craiging Out when he or she ditches friends for something else, in most cases, sexual intercourse.

Dude I can't believe he is Craiging Out on you guys like that, I mean he's known you for like 8 years or more now, he could at least answer a phone call once in a while.

by Indigo Davy Jones March 3, 2011

Chwailing

A disabled kid crawling under the bathroom stalls.

Walking into the public bathroom knowing damn well there's going to be some disabled kid chwailing through the stalls.

by Chwailhunter334 October 29, 2023

Christmas Caroling Hoe

A step above a christmas hoe, a christmas caroling hoe is a woman who has been around the block and consistantly continues to go around the block one house at a time.

Jeremy: Yo son, I'm already hella drunk and need to hurry up and find someone to take to the crib.

Tony: I heard that, I'm to the point where I just might holla at a christmas caroling hoe.

Jeremy: Ummm... Nah, I rather masterbate. That's all you though.

by DeezyD May 1, 2009

cradling

when two gay men ingage in violent buttsex, causing the balls of each respective man to hit eachother, causing a newton’s cradle effect

jimmy: those fags were cradling
jimbob: radical

by wartoendallwars June 18, 2018

Carling Weekend

AKA the Reading and Leeds Festivals in the UK. Considered the best festival in the world, even better than Glastonbury, Woodstock, Lollapalooza and Ozzfest. Reading originally started as a Jazz and Blues festival in 1961, whilst Leeds started in 1999 so Northerners can get a taste of the Reading experience too. Rather notorious for it's annual campsite riots and it's bottling of unwanted acts.

Great bands such as Foo Fighters, New Order, Nirvana, Kings Of Leon, Smashing Pumpkins, Queens Of The Stone Age, The Pixies, Primus, Stone Temple Pilots, Green Day, The Strokes, The Darkness, Metallica, Super Furry Animals and Soundgarden have graced the stages of Reading and Leeds.

Kid: Mum, I wanna go to Glastonbury!
Mum: No, the Carling Weekend is a lot better. Go to Leeds or you're grounded!

by Future Reading and Leeds Headliner January 21, 2006

Caralina

Caralina hard worker once you get her going for she has a bit of a lazy streak to her, shes super smart to the point that school is a bit boring to her and she doesn't care for doing it much. She a very creative person and it keeps her up at nights sometimes, she loves to make up scenarios in her head about anything really. Shes a very beautiful person and is very comfortable in her skin but does not really think anything special about her looks. She has a Huge heart and loves animals, she is a literal magnet to children but loves them as much as they love her. She hates making people look bad and also hates negativity, but she softly reprimends them if they are doing something wrong. This girl is so loyal and sweet but has a bit of spice that rarely anyone sees. Most people don't deserve Caralina's.

Caralina is a special girl.

by TravisFord003 June 8, 2021

Christmas Caroling

Christmas caroling is an act of trolling during the Christmas season. This is done by singing at a strangers doorstep, and it can be done alone or in a group.

Christmas caroling is the oldest from of holiday trolling.

Emma: Shall we go Christmas caroling?
Emily: We shall!
Amanda: Bring us the figgy pudding or Saint Nick will kill you!

by AmeliaClear December 6, 2011