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Captain Morgan 

When you pour a whole bottle of rum in a girls vagina and the pick her up and let it pour out like a fountain on you
Guys did you hear that Ryan pulled a captain Morgan last night on his girl?
Captain Morgan by Ravenclaw21 March 24, 2017

Captain Morgan 

When you have a wank and you decide to have one leg on the toilet seat to make the experience much better
Yesterday I decided to have myself a Captain Morgan. I wanted to feel like Jack Sparrow.
Captain Morgan by TheQwertyNinja October 9, 2019

Captain Morgan 

The dude that takes control of the parties and festivities . The planner , the organizer, the orchestrator.
I’m gonna Captain Morgan this shit and it’s gonna be epic!
Captain Morgan by Midget105 January 12, 2020

Captain Morgan 

When you diss somebody follow it up with alling them captain morgan to add extra insult.

It can also be used when someone disses you to turn it around on them
You look so stupid. I just dissed you. CAPTAIN MORGAN

Captain Morgan That Shit 

When you do the Captain Morgan Stance at random times and in random places usually for pictures.
Kristin: Hey Bailey look an old wooden boat here by the Dredge in Sumpter, ID.
Bailey: I'm going to Captain Morgan That Shit!!!!

captain morgan pose

A popular pose by the Captain Morgan brand Spiced Rum. To do the " Capt. Morgan pose", place your right hand on your right hip; 2) place left hand on raised left knee; & 3) turn head, arch right eyebrow upward and laugh aloud. This pose mimics the pose on the rum bottle.
He placed his left knee on a rum barrel to copy the Captain Morgan pose.
captain morgan pose by FoxxxyD August 29, 2016