A variant of the dirty sanchez, performed when one's female sex partner is on the rag. While engaged in sex from the rear position (either vaginal or anal - your choice), a finger is inserted in her bloody snatch and a red moustache is drawn on her face. Tasty!
by Mike Oxlong April 9, 2004
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by It's Bailey Bitch!!! January 19, 2009
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by Colonel Dougherty September 1, 2009
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