carcinogenarian

One who eats carcinogens

"The man who ate uranium was a carcinogenarian"

by Johnny Wrath December 21, 2005

cancing

1. verb: uncontrollable, highly lethal dancing.
2. origin: cancer- an uncontrolled growth of abnormal body cells.
3. noun: cance: an uncontrolled, highly lethal dance move.

1. "Glynn Voisin sent that chick to the hospital with his cancing at the club!"
2. "Boys who cance are so hott!"
3. "Have you seen Bruce Lee cancing?"
4. "Your cancing isn't deadly enough."

by Aress September 20, 2010

digital carcinogen

The digital equivalent of a carcinogen

Buzzfeed is a digital carcinogen

by officialpyrocynical April 1, 2020

carcinophobia

morbid dread of catching cancer.

Keep carcinophobia out of your mind. You have just a tumour.

by uttam maharjan July 14, 2010

canino

1. the term for peeing on someones floor after being drunk
2. Pinky

Oh look he just pulled a canino by pissing on the mans floor.

by malintoff July 7, 2016

Social carcinogen

A person who is seen to be derogatory to social standing when seen with - socially carcinogenic.

"Yo man what the hell are you doing hanging around with Daisy!?"

"I know everyone hates her...I just thought we sorta clicked,"

"Dude find your balls! She looks like a walrus..everyone hates her. She's totally a social carcinogen!"

by ExEE April 19, 2009

Carcinomalignantichristinction

The cancerous feeling of apocalyptic doom one feels when considering a Trump presidency. Symptoms include:
1.) Excessive hyperbole
2.) Sudden onset anxiety when watching news or logging into Twitter.
3.) Crippling depression when exposed to the color Orange.
4.) Complete and utter amazement at how the evil president from the Stephen King novel, "The Dead Zone" managed to get elected.

If symptoms persist please contact Bernie Sanders or Alec Baldwin for assistance.

Woke up happy but then this sense of carcinomalignantichristinction hit me when I remembered who our 45th president is.

by pazer_lenis January 8, 2017