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Canarble Wagon

A small drink cart that carries alcohol and alcohol accessories. Typically rolled out at 5PM.

The term was coined by Chicago reporter, Jim Johnson: "When I was covering City Hall, there was a reporter there who liked to have a few drinks before -- and occasionally during -- the press conferences. When it came time to head out for after-work cocktails, he'd already be slurring his words, and he'd loudly suggest that we all head out for a few 'canarbles.' We didn't know what word he was actually trying to say, but we knew what he meant."
The faster we get through Jim's news, the faster we get the canarble wagon.
by Frank Lee Idontgiveadamn October 8, 2006
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Cafartic

A purification or purgation that brings about spiritual renewal or release from tension by the act of farting.
Dropping the rankest of gas in a small space with an annoying younger sibling is quite cafartic.
by AZ Boomer May 14, 2013
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canary

Someone that you let go first to make sure it is safe. Used sometimes by video-gamers. For instance, when the canary gets killed, springs the trap, takes the fall etc, it will tell you where the dangers/enemies are. Origin: coal miners used to keep a canary in the mine, when it died they knew there was poison gas.
Looks dangerous in there, let the canary go first.
by author January 1, 2007
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canardly

a diamond so tiny you can hardly see it, i use this term in the pawn biz alot
your cluster ring is full of canardly diamonds (therefore it's worthless unless it's set in gold or silver) "are those real diamonds?" asks the customer. yes they are canardly's. "whats a canardly?" you can hardly see them! they should be on a drill bit!
by larry bring January 31, 2009
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I Want to be Your Canary

The best play ever made!

Made about a princess set to marry a prince, but who fell in love with a peasant. In the end, the princess is killed by the peasant who tried to kill the king.
I wish I had tickets to see I Want to be Your Canary!
by Jayne the Annoyer January 8, 2004
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blue canary

Firefighter slang for a police officer at a fire or accident involving hazardous materials. Usualy it's because cops will approach the scene without any breathing apparatus or protective gear. When you see the cop keel over, call the mop and glow squad and get the hell out!
Oh shit! We got an officer down by the overturned truck carrying Benzene. Call Chemtrec!
by FederalQ2B June 27, 2005
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Canarble Lesbian

A girl who flirts, kisses, or commits like sexual advances on another girl while intoxicated.
That's not a lesbian! That's a canarble lesbian!
by Frank Lee Idontgiveadamn October 8, 2006
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