canalingus

When a dog licks your butt.

I was awakened the other morning by my dog performing canalingus on me. I was thrilled for a third of a second until I woke up, realized whose tongue it was, and kicked him out of bed.

by floorwax June 23, 2009

canoodling

An intense make out session characterized by extreme heavy petting, hair tousling and dry humping (grinding and scissoring are acceptable when canoodling occurs between two women). Participants are usually clothed. Action typically takes place on a couch in a high traffic common area, suitable for a quick cease of canoodling.

I hope Anna doesn't walk in on KC and I while we're canoodling on her couch this weekend.

by DickDownie and KC December 27, 2007

Canaling

Canaling is when you're getting a blozzer (blow job) and you eat her/his ass. Or stick a digit up. Similar to 69 but ass play heavy

Mary was on her period but we still wanted to play so we went canaling and it was amazing I cem quickly

by Shash_____ November 9, 2020

Panama Canaling

Another term for simultaneous double penetration. Reminiscent of the Atlantic and Pacific oceans "meeting in the middle" via the panama canal.

Wow! Me and Vince had a great time Panama Canaling Tina last night.

by purr like a cat December 4, 2011

ear candling

An alternative medicine practice claimed to assist in clearing earwax and remove toxins from a person's ear by lighting one end of a hollow candle and placing the other end in the ear canal. According to medical researchers, it is dangerous and ineffective.

Lauren enjoys having her ears candled so we asked her if she was up for an ear candling session. She happily agreed.

by mandey March 9, 2008

canoodling

falling asleep with your limp noodle still inside a woman's canoe.

Harry and Sally had so much sex on their first date, that Harry got tired and began canoodling.

by Mr. and Mrs. Twat December 1, 2010

canerdling

When two nerds are canoodling. Often involving some romantic whispers of Star Wars or LOTR. Sometimes computer code or other IT lingo would be used by the nerds to quietly express their affection.

I just overheard Herman call Georgina his "Elven Princess" while they they were canerdling in the corner!

by DragassternaterPrime January 10, 2012