cailum

An individual who is adored by many but doesn't know it. He is has potential to break hearts and make someone go crazy. He is extremely handsome and smart, however he may not know it. He is quite matrue but acts immature. He has a beautiful mind and is thoughtful. Many thinks of him 24/7. He is humble and sweet. He may be popular and athletic. So really, Cailum is wonderful, amazing, and perfect. Nobody deserves him yet is blessed to have him. He is hard to understand but loved.

Cailum is over there, by those girls who are swooning over him.

by collinsdj December 31, 2014

Calcumalator

Calculating-machine/device.
Yes this is just a silly way to say calculator.
Use this version if you want to sound cute or funny.

Hey... could you pass me that Calcumalator?

by slutypackage February 1, 2008

A "callums corner"

A metaphor for a bald man with a head that has the similar features of a tic tac. Or someone who hates commentary channel (eg. memeulous)

Person1: eyy that man was fly
person2: nah that man was A "callums corner"
Person1: oh you mean the you-
person2:shhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Person1:how did you cut me off we are texting?

by CallumDoesStuffYT October 19, 2019

callum reeve

also known as another word for roast "chiken"

we just ate a callum reeve

by fat90210 October 27, 2011

Callums Corner

A 40 year old birtish guy with 340k subscribers who got called a tic tac in 2016

Did you see the new Callums Corner video

by WILODR June 7, 2021

callum shnee

always comes late to class. is very very tall and doesent like irish

ms tonry: callum shnee youre late! 1e: ooooohhhh!!!

by Callum snee hee October 22, 2019

dirty callum

when your girl is cowgirling you and you go to slap her ass and end up whacking yourself in the balls and promising you'll resume sex later.

It was going so well until I dirty callumed myself and then she blocked me on tinder.

by princepillip68 June 6, 2021