CaliPORNia

CaliPORNia - Term used to describe the geographical place of Ultimate Glamorization & Commercial Success of the Adult Entertainment & Aesthetic Visual Media Industries i.e. Hollywood, Plastic Surgery, etc.

"Look at her man...them boobs can't be real, but she's hot, she must be from CaliPORNia!"

by sea dawgg April 24, 2010

Calypso

Hottest chick you'll be lucky enough to know. Smart, passionate *wink wink* and funny as hell. Ass like a goddess and a face like a princess.

Boy 1: "Bro that chick can get it any day"

Boy 2: "You gotta be talking bout Calypso

Boy 1: "Did you hear what Calypso said in class today"

Boy 2: "Fuck yeah, she's funny, I wish she'd sit on my face and tell me jokes"

by Thatgoatdude69 November 2, 2015

Calypso

Ringtone in a iPhone that you set for that special someone, love of your life. Whenever you here the calypso ringtone, you know that your baby just texted you.

Sean: Lakeisha just texted me
Jimmie: How do you know it’s her?
Sean: I set this special ringtone for her “Calypso”, she outstands from my other messages.

by heartless23 October 15, 2017

calypso pasta prep

A late late night/early morning gathering of friends who enjoy fine wines and finer marinara pasta dishes. A true prep is held with calypso drum and percussion music constantly played in the background and sometimes goes on for several hours into the morn until Ellen D starts.

Worker: Sorry I can't make it in to work today.
Boss: WTF?
Worker: calypso pasta prep hit last night roundabouts 2:45 A:M.
Boss: Oh gosh I didn't know. Enjoy your day. Let me know if another one hits soon.

by carshowburger July 13, 2010

Calypso Steamer

When a person lays in a hammock with a small hole cut in it and poops through said hole on to another person‘a chest whom is laying underneath.

A tropical version of the famous Cleveland Steamer.

Did you hear? John McAfee loves nothing more than getting a calypso steamer from a hooker.

by Crypto Whale September 13, 2020

caliphobia

The fear of words that sound like California.

Person 1: Hey, do you have caliphobia?
Person 2: *confused screaming*

by Postuhenin March 19, 2021

Calypso

Calypso is a person who is bright and intelligent. Not to mention open minded and understanding. They're never fully aware of just how special they are, and they're incredibly beautiful

Calypso is a person who should be appreciated because they're one of a kind.

I love you Calypso

by Rexloopus November 27, 2021