The act of counting the monetary value of Christmas gifts when compared to a brother/sister/spouse, just to make sure you get equal or greater value. Apparently if the calculator doesnt add up, you can complain, whine, bitch and moan until fair value is returned in future gifts.
WOW, Nana's Christmas Calculator was working overtime last night! We better go get her another Gift Card cause she got shorted and ripped off by $11.28.
by sarjas December 28, 2011
Get the Christmas Calculator mug.for people too lazy to say "catch you all later".. saying it really fast makes it "calculator".. used especially when hurrying out of a friend's car.. or when done IMing or txting a group of friends or exiting a chat room..
me (IMing with more than 2 friends): hey gtg guys, calculator!
friend 1: i'll calculator too! bye!
friends 2 & 3: sure!
me (thanking friends for a ride home): thanks! calculator!
friends: hopefully soon!
friend 1: i'll calculator too! bye!
friends 2 & 3: sure!
me (thanking friends for a ride home): thanks! calculator!
friends: hopefully soon!
by crookedplanks October 7, 2010
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by Senor Cool September 24, 2007
Get the Calculator mug.The act of two calculators bumping uglies via a calculator sex cable. Used to transfer data from one calculator to another, such as programs, games, and linking together for multiuser apps.
Dude, lets have calculator sex so I can put this awesome game on your calcuatlor!
Alicia was asleep in class so I had calculator sex with her so I could get my PimpQuest on.
Alicia was asleep in class so I had calculator sex with her so I could get my PimpQuest on.
by robenwzrdhat October 16, 2008
Get the Calculator Sex mug.After the no calculator math sections of the SAT, everyone disperse for their five minute break. When they return, everyone screams CALCULATOR HOURS as they pull out their TI-84's. Everyone except for Stephen Hawking that is.
by iubowiecbiwubciowb October 19, 2019
Get the calculator hours mug.This is an amazing invention thought up by celtic fans with an iq of single figures( which includes most celtic fans)
celtic reached the uefa cup final where the took 30 thousand fans over with them, but with this amazing invention it took the total figure to 50 millions fans
oh and btw dont be fooled by the claim that there were no arrests made in seville when celtic fans were in attendance,
they stabbed a poor inocent man all because they got beat 3-2 by the better team
celtic then boo'd the winning team of the final, Fc Porto
celtic fans can now be heard saying they took 50 million fans to seville
celtic reached the uefa cup final where the took 30 thousand fans over with them, but with this amazing invention it took the total figure to 50 millions fans
oh and btw dont be fooled by the claim that there were no arrests made in seville when celtic fans were in attendance,
they stabbed a poor inocent man all because they got beat 3-2 by the better team
celtic then boo'd the winning team of the final, Fc Porto
celtic fans can now be heard saying they took 50 million fans to seville
by hatchet__ July 2, 2006
Get the Seville Calculator mug.Abe: I was shitting pancakes after you gave me that San Francisco Calculator, Blake.
Blake: If you don't stop complaining, I'll have to use a TI-83 next time.
Blake: If you don't stop complaining, I'll have to use a TI-83 next time.
by schaferhor September 1, 2009
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