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Christmas Calculator

The act of counting the monetary value of Christmas gifts when compared to a brother/sister/spouse, just to make sure you get equal or greater value. Apparently if the calculator doesnt add up, you can complain, whine, bitch and moan until fair value is returned in future gifts.
WOW, Nana's Christmas Calculator was working overtime last night! We better go get her another Gift Card cause she got shorted and ripped off by $11.28.
by sarjas December 28, 2011
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calculator

for people too lazy to say "catch you all later".. saying it really fast makes it "calculator".. used especially when hurrying out of a friend's car.. or when done IMing or txting a group of friends or exiting a chat room..
me (IMing with more than 2 friends): hey gtg guys, calculator!
friend 1: i'll calculator too! bye!
friends 2 & 3: sure!

me (thanking friends for a ride home): thanks! calculator!
friends: hopefully soon!
by crookedplanks October 7, 2010
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Calculator

Asian Gameboy

pi=100 pts!
Woah Ling Zhi is really playin' that calculator!
by Senor Cool September 24, 2007
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Calculator Sex

The act of two calculators bumping uglies via a calculator sex cable. Used to transfer data from one calculator to another, such as programs, games, and linking together for multiuser apps.
Dude, lets have calculator sex so I can put this awesome game on your calcuatlor!

Alicia was asleep in class so I had calculator sex with her so I could get my PimpQuest on.
by robenwzrdhat October 16, 2008
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calculator hours

After the no calculator math sections of the SAT, everyone disperse for their five minute break. When they return, everyone screams CALCULATOR HOURS as they pull out their TI-84's. Everyone except for Stephen Hawking that is.
Everyone before the calculator math section of the SAT: CALCULATOR HOURS
Stephen Hawking: gjfvbwqkj
by iubowiecbiwubciowb October 19, 2019
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Seville Calculator

This is an amazing invention thought up by celtic fans with an iq of single figures( which includes most celtic fans)

celtic reached the uefa cup final where the took 30 thousand fans over with them, but with this amazing invention it took the total figure to 50 millions fans

oh and btw dont be fooled by the claim that there were no arrests made in seville when celtic fans were in attendance,

they stabbed a poor inocent man all because they got beat 3-2 by the better team

celtic then boo'd the winning team of the final, Fc Porto

celtic fans can now be heard saying they took 50 million fans to seville
"we took 50 million tae suvvil" Seville Calculator
by hatchet__ July 2, 2006
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San Francisco Calculator

An act that involves a gay man sticking a dollar-store calculator into another man's anus.
Abe: I was shitting pancakes after you gave me that San Francisco Calculator, Blake.

Blake: If you don't stop complaining, I'll have to use a TI-83 next time.
by schaferhor September 1, 2009
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