A kind caring guy with brains and brawn, the whole package. He’ll be there for you when you’re feeling down, and will always treat you like a queen
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Get the Cavanii mug.Supreme Calamitas is a bullethell superboss from the Calamity Mod from Terraria,it is the hardest boss as of now.
Each of her bullethell phases take only 15 seconds. Also she cannot be butchered and if you use a weapon that deals more than 10% of her hp she will only drop potions without the rest of the loot forcing you to do it legit.(in older versions if you got hit 10 times you would die no mather what was your hp)
Each of her bullethell phases take only 15 seconds. Also she cannot be butchered and if you use a weapon that deals more than 10% of her hp she will only drop potions without the rest of the loot forcing you to do it legit.(in older versions if you got hit 10 times you would die no mather what was your hp)
by dontlagswitchkids September 25, 2019
Get the Supreme Calamitas mug.This is the ABSOLUTE horniest and desperate a person can get, even surpassing the likes of Down Cataclysmic and Down Catastrophic. You get so horny, that you do the most questionable shit. And you don't even get hit with post nut clarity because that's how down bad you are. You will do ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING for dick / pussy. Basically, your dignity is no more.
Jason: "So yeah, I booked a 36 hour flight halfway around the world for a fivesome with these four homeless girls. The plane is really old, and in worsening condition, and there is a lot of murder and violence in their country, but I just want to stick my dick into some pussy. I haven't had that in months. I was tired of waiting, so I jerked off to their voices."
epic135: "What the fuck, you are beyond down cataclysmic" *Proceeds to go to urban dictionary and create a definition for "Down Calamitous"*
epic135: "What the fuck, you are beyond down cataclysmic" *Proceeds to go to urban dictionary and create a definition for "Down Calamitous"*
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Get the calamity jane mug.The Queen in the 15th century Spanish novel California was named for. She was bitchin', hot, didn't wear much, and ruled over a group of women who mated with and then killed sailors who washed up on their shores.
by Calafia June 5, 2005
Get the Calafia mug.Exotic, beautiful. Has artistic qualities. A great listener, and is willing to give good feedback if willing to hear it. Opinionated, not afraid to validate her opinions. Fun, nice, outgoing, spontaneous, cultural, analytical, great friend.
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