Cankles

Calf to ankle. No ankle. Just one leg minus an ankle

Kendall stephens has the worst cankles I have ever seen

by Swagboy1225 February 25, 2015

cackleberry

Cackleberry was a well used slang word for egg during the 1950s

How about a couple of boiled cackleberries for breakfast?

by John Wisbey March 7, 2005

cankleasaurus rex

A humorous descriptor for a person with extremely overt cankles.

Dude, if that girl was a dinosaur, she would be a cankleasaurus rex.

by fo shankle February 8, 2010

cacklelous

adj. - of or relating to or affected with cackling vigorously with malicious and condescending fervor.

Mari is a cacklelous whore. She's always laughing at her fellow idiots.

by 3f January 6, 2004

cankle(s)

A swelling of the ankle and lower calf so as to obliterate the normal tapered boundary between the two. While it may be simply be deposition of adipose tissue (fat), or even excessive standing, in some cases the cankle may represent a symptom of kidney disease or even congestive heart failure, in that the swelling could be caused by excessive fluid retention in the lower leg which the failing heart is unable to pump uphill or the kidneys are unable to excrete into the urine.

While the term is ordinarily used in a sexist manner to insult a woman's beauty, cankles may represent more than a mere cosmetic problem, but actually a dangerous situation calling for evfaluation by a physician.

The middle-aged woman was so ashamed of her cankle(s) that she had long worn long dresses to obscure them but, later, only after she had been hospitalized with severe kidney and heart disease, did her family realize that the cankle(s) were an early sign of her illness.

by Dr Whosis October 12, 2009

Hillary Cackle

A mechanism used by Hillary Clinton to hide the truth. It can only be described as an annoying laugh.

Mike: Shame on you for voting to let George Bush go to war with Iran!
Hillary: Hillary Cackle
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Chris: Why do you and President Clinton have such a hyper-partisan view of politics?
Hillary: Hillary Cackle

by DAMurphy February 8, 2008

Carkles

Those odd pinpricks of sparkling light that fill your vision before you pass out, and linger in your sights for at least 10 minutes after you've come round.

"Mate, I can't drink any more! I'm getting carkles!"

"I don't know if we can move him yet. Ask him if he still has carkles"

by MagickDio February 6, 2010