Cairo American College

CAC is located in Egypt. This is just one of the many high schools that are a failed experiment in preparing young people for the adult world. The crappy insulation has all fagged out and the building becomes an oven or a meat locker. The plumbing is usually a disaster in high school, with drinking fountains never working but toilets that never stop running. It's run poorly by a team of out of touch assholes who people seem hell bent on destroying all hope for students through tedious testing and poorly planned projects. It's also the place where the stress of growing up and the stress of fitting in join forces to destroy even the strongest among us. Most of High school is not spent learning but involves trying to find friends who aren't complete douche bags, trying hook up with people of the opposite sex unsuccessfully, combing your hair, buying cloths in the effort that someone will notice you, trying desperately to get rid of the zits that have taken over your face, or riding on an over crowed bus while choking on diesel fumes while people you don't know make fun of you. Not to mention the crappy food selection. There are only two equally shitty options: Jared's Bagels, and Cilantro. Cilantros is thought to be some fancy ass place, when all it really is, is processed factory-made sandwiches at outrageously high prices. Jared's is if you want a quick, cheap heart attack during passing periods. And on top of all of that, you must act like nothing is wrong in your life.

In the end, it's a pretty decent place. I'd just rather have no high school than any high school. Cairo American College is what you make of it.

Cairo American College by Ferret Tamer November 26, 2010

Cairo American College

One of the most fucked up places in the world

Man that sand nigga just took my food. I bet he's from Cairo American College.

Cairo American College by raidersfan4402 May 24, 2014

cairo overcoat

A sarcophagus. Like a Chicago overcoat, but Ancient Egyptian. The most famous Cairo Overcoat is used by the Homestuck character Lord English; it is made of the fabric of spacetime and can transform from a sarcophagus into a real coat and back.

Stitch mutters to himself in his shop. He guesses Eggs and Biscuits are roughhousing again, because the fabric of spacetime is tearing something fierce on Lord English's CAIRO OVERCOAT. This sort of thing is exactly why he keeps a BACKUP COAT, and always leaves Stitch with one of them.

--Homestuck, Intermission 1

cairo overcoat by DialM June 19, 2016

cairo reyes

He’s the god of the world and he’s smart

Cairo Reyes is a black nigger

cairo reyes by Anonymous(000) September 8, 2021

Marcus Cairo

A cute black nigga with a fat ass

Omg that boy Marcus Cairo soooo cutee omggg

Marcus Cairo by Eat that pope yes 454 October 17, 2020

Joel Cairo

1) A Dandy--a dandy--a gay man, so called because of Joel Cairo in "The Maltese Falcon." Joel Cairo is one of the first clearly gay men to appear in American film. A Joel Cairo is probably a gay man who hasn't come out but is kinda obvious if you smell his gardenia scented business cards.

2) To do a Joel Cairo is recoup your losses after having seemed to have failed. To suddenly rally in the face of defeat--much in the same way Hulk Hogan suddenly comes back from the dead when the Hulkamaniacs start screaming his name.

How did you end up losing the bet?

That cat Joel Cairoed me--I didn't realise he knew the bookie and had a hot tip. Damn!

Joel Cairo by Cerys B March 23, 2010