Cancus

If someone calls you a "Penis" instead of a "Dick", Calling someone a "Cancus" would be instead of a "Cunt". So it is pretty much a more polite way to call someone a cunt, equivalent to calling someone a "Penis".

"Hi Martin, how was your day today?"

"It was fine Devin! Except for this one guy who tried to snoodle with me..."
"Ya... What a Cancus"

by bluebee January 24, 2017

Basement Caucus

A group of Twitter lowlives in the political circle, many (but not all) of them stan accounts for a specific obscure politician, that are extremely autistic and don't leave their basements, and will never get to experience living life like a normal person. Very similar to the Election Mafia, with plenty of overlap as well.

The Republican Basement Caucus went on a rant about how a specific North Carolina politician would lose because he was too far right, although he really wasn't. He ended up winning by 7 points.

by god emperor blumpfth October 14, 2021

Caius

A really cool person who is so generous and sweet. He’s so funny and will always make you laugh. Plus his dancing is amazing. Never ever let go of a Caius because he is a such a meaningful person and will be there for you no matter what. Watch out for his roasting tho it’s not the best lol

you’re such a Caius

by Cassady December 30, 2018

Cactus in Anus

Casually inserting a fully grown cactus up your anus.

"Look! Did Kate just shove that huge cactus up her anus?!"
"Yeah that's a Cactus in anus all right !"

by Hycelot July 31, 2016

Cactus Party

Two hairy people fucking

I Joined in on the biggest Cactus party at work yesterday

by titfuck69 April 19, 2009

sprayed cactus

Pulling out after sex and ejaculating onto a stubble covered vagina

She hasnt shaved in 5 days and it was tearing me up! I just did my thing, sprayed cactus and I was outta there!

by goat71 December 12, 2007

Cabussy

Cabussy, the bussy of Cabal Empress Caiatl whose cheeks can smother you into Cabal gold in an instant. This refers to day ass of any agent of the Cabal Empire with a booty that can ruin a guardian’s light.

Zavala: “Guardian, the real reason I teamed up with the Cabal Empire was to get closer to some Cabussy. Specifically, Empress Caiatl. Zavala likes.”

by matto614 May 21, 2021