cactapus

that great feeling you get after ripping something nasty out your ass

That was the best cactapus all day. My ass is refreshed. Ass=mine; a cactapus/octopus hybrid
"Look out for that giant cactapus in the water"

by bread infection December 28, 2005

cactapus

The little guys on top of the buildings that are inflatable and there arms and legs go everywhere.

Did u see that cactapus on that builiding up there?

by katieandchans April 26, 2006

Cactiuses

A large amout of different types of cacti.

"In the Sahara Desert, I saw thirteen different types of cacti all clustered together. A group of cactiuses."

by Audrey Gold May 30, 2009

cactacia

A hairy prickly cactus like woman

Isabel is a cactacia her legs were prickly as fuck!

by Sacredcheese August 28, 2017

Cactapus

Cactai+pussy=cactapus...jus anotha way to say dry ass pussy basically

Yea i had to lube her shit up...she got that cactapus

by BROWN.MAN September 23, 2017

clartacius

A object or Something that resembles a woman’s arse clart, usually abused

by teens

Roadman 1: oi g that exercise ball is hella clartacius
Roadman 2: init it’s fuckin sexc

by Ingloid July 15, 2018

cactapus

A cactus that looks like an octopus.

Do you see the size of that cactapus!

Lets go visit Joshua Tree and look for some cactapussies

by chickensandwhichhead September 21, 2020