Cacklewackle

It is when you cackle uncontrollably after getting a massive erection from watching too much dirty films.

Guy 1: What happened to you?

Guy 2: I watched too much dirty films yesterday and I think I cacklewackled.

by Rems Husband March 10, 2018

Macklejack

If you absolutely need to be a hipster that wears pointy boots that barely cover your ankles, skinny jeans, and a goodwill flannel trying for the "Lumberjack"
While sporting a Macklemore hairstyle with a perfectly trimmed beard. With or with out the horn dimmed glasses, you might be a macklejack.

Jesus wept for the Macklejack

Ben: why is there a lumberjack at starbucks so late in the afternoon?
Dave: hmmmmm? Skinny jeans flannel and a Macklemore haircut. Middle of the city?

Ben&Dave: awww shit that's a Macklejack

by Dmentionz October 2, 2014

cracklelacking

a form of saying hello, whats up,how are you. Came from the former "Ghetto" of Bay Village.

Hey girl whats cracklelacking?

by Jessica Chamberlain August 22, 2004

Candlejack

When you shove a candle up your ass,and then jerkoff.

"Omg Bobby wtf are you doing?"
Candlejacking wanna join?

by gretone August 6, 2016

Crackleback

A crackhead thats beyond hope. Usually seen scrounging the streets mumbling derogatory comments aimed at no one in particular.

1. Ahhh Great... here comes some crackle back looking like he needs some nickels n dimes...and i bet he needs some change too.

2.COME ON MAN!!! Roll up the window!.. i don't want that crackleback bi*ch putting her grubby hands in my face!

by Dreda Dre December 27, 2010

candlejack

yet another unfunny meme from 4chan. (see jackass

F. A. Got: John, have you ever heard of candlejack? They say if...
John: Take it outside 4chan.

by Iron Chancellor February 29, 2008

Crackledackle

Crackledackle something totally random

Friend1:Hey whats up?Friend2:You Are tempting godly powers!
Friend3:Wow that was totally Crackledackle.

by MiKe [EtNiEs] WoLfE February 28, 2009