cabbagepatchin

The act of analy raping a young polish boy in a catholic confession booth. Boy must be under 4'1'' and under the age of thirteen. Must consist of bug to shmack contact.

Yo dude, the guy looks like he just got done cabbagepatchin! I just got cabbagepatched so hard! uh uh momma!

by bugmasher96 November 14, 2011

Cabbaging

Emptying someone's school bag and turning it inside out before putting everything back in again. No purpose to it, completely harmless, just funny.

Stop cabbaging my school bag
Adam's bag got cabbaged again when he left the room

by Cpt. Cornwall November 4, 2021

Cabbagin

Capping, but only used when cabbage is the current subject

Stop cabbagin bro

by OblivionIlIl April 15, 2022

cabbaging

eating from the poop chute of a gonorreah ridden individual

ive been cabbaging this guy all night long, yummy

by brussel sprout lover August 20, 2024

Cabbagiode

When someone is so cabbaged they can never again return to who they were before.

John: "Stu's been smoking spice again and I think he's messed himself up a bit."

Ian: "He's full on cabbagiode, I don't think he'll be coming back from this."

John: "Can we still call him spice man stupid?"

Ian: "I think we should."

by WordallySmart February 22, 2019

cabbaggini

Brussels Sprouts, because they look like mini cabbages.

Tonight I’m preparing cabbaggini roasted in olive oil with a touch of garlic. I hope you like it!

by mersianne November 21, 2019