curling 

The best sport. You guys are jackasses and particularly wrong. The Swedish excel at this specific sport so burn! You can not out smart me fools!!!!!!!!!

Curling is a great sport!

curling by Dictator October 16, 2003

Curling 

A granite blob is curled across the floor with the goal of getting it on a target or moving your opponents off said target. City council workers vigorously clear its path and repair pot holes. Nobody wins because even the best have to pawn their Olympic medals for food in 20 years time

“Hey, did you see who won the curling yesterday?” “ Fuck off Steve”

Curling by Daryl-R February 21, 2018

curling 

just like planking but curling up into a ball on things and taking pictures

I was curling in bed last night

curling by Nicolioliolio2816 July 26, 2011

Curling 

Using a drunk person's own clothing, to clean up the piss that they just left on the floor.

After observing Jim pissing in the corner of the room, Marisa waited for Jim to remove his clothes, and pass out. She then took his clothes and went Curling.

Curling by One Two February 6, 2008

Curling 

A “sport” where you sweep some ice and yell at a rock

Random guy: hey man want to watch some curling?

Me: Oh, you mean that one sport where people yell at inanimate objects?

Curling by HeyBeter12 March 12, 2018

Curling 

1)An Olimpic sport two drunk males came up with in a bar
2)A guy who wears flip-flops

1)I like to see curling
2)See that man curling

Curling by Jojojojojojojojokokoko March 27, 2018

Curling 

Something you tell your female autistic friend when they hyper fixate on something stupid. I have no fucking clue what it means.

“(Name), your hyper fixations got me curling.”

Curling by WayneTheWendigo June 26, 2022