CTFD

Abbreviation of Calm the Fuck Down.

Person 1: "What is this shiznet! I asked for tomato sauce, not barbeque! MAKE IT AGAIN!!!".

Person 2: "CTFD".

by cruisinInmyHolden September 24, 2011

CTFD

capture the flag, dawg

You need to ctfd. Like seriously, capture the flag, dawg.

by briskae August 21, 2011

Ctfd

Calm the fuck down

Your insane girlfriend has to ctfd

by Salad queen July 23, 2015

Ctfd

Abbreviation of calm the f*** down.

Chipotle is my life! Omg ctfd.

by Thelyinking September 4, 2015

ctfd

ctfd or C.T.F.D. is an acronym for "Calm the fuck down."

Amanda: "Hahahahahahahaha that's so funny!! I'm lmao!!! You're so hilarious!!! Lololol! Like seriously I can't stop laughing!"
Karl: "ctfd"

by Sallyomalley September 26, 2017

Ctfd.

Intended to convey the expression “Calm the fuvk down”

If we each just took a moment to Ctfd. More often we might learn to respond better as opposed to always just reacting to one another

by Burdensomeknowing March 13, 2025