Anal Crevice

A dignified and more polite name for someone that's an asshole.

My boss is such an anal crevice.

by Mean 1 May 6, 2010

Crevice of Justice

The Crevice of Justice, or the "COJ" is the space at the base of the penile shaft, between the base of the penis, and the anus.

Jake's Crevice of Justice itched all day long, so he scraped his fingernail through it.

by connors11s July 8, 2010

Crevice Regal

When you take shots of scotch, preferably Chivas Regal, and tongue punch your old lady’s fart box at the same time.

I was half drunk last night giving the old lady a crevice regal. She likes that scotchy sting on her brown button.

by Eaton Holgoode October 22, 2018

coochal crevice

Slang term for vagina.

Ima hit Tina's coochal crevice if it's the last thing I do!

by JordandiginZ0rz October 26, 2003

anal crevice

The area of the the buttocks that includes the anus and crack.

"Dude... I think something is crawling into my anal crevice."

by Yesh! January 6, 2005

Crevicesexual

A crevicesexual is someone who is not picky about the rod they ride or the holes they fall in. You can be fat, skinny, white, black, gay or straight. A crevicsexual only thinks about an orgasm.

Him: Dude... my cheating ex now identifies as straight.

Her: You mean, he's crevicesexual?

by S.KDaily June 27, 2023

Crevice Crammer

When someone (typically a male) is obsessed with ramming their penis into any remotely-looking hole they can find.

Ryan is such a Crevice Crammer to anything he can find!

by Rionox December 31, 2022