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Freaks Are Creeps

A preterstar statement that is said when coming across a freak or elaborating on a subject about a freak who isn't actually a real freak. They often times use the label freaky to cover up their "ESOD" (excessive sex obsession disorder); when they should be getting psychological cleansing.
Dude: Help me! I'm horny!

Lady: You're always horny. Has there ever been a time when you're not???

Dude: No! Why?

Lady: Because, it isn't mentally healthy to feel this way or have sexual thoughts on the brain; all day everyday. I like sex too and I understand that us people sometimes get in our freakish moods, but it should never stay there for a long period of time. The sexual urges are supposed to come and go.

Dude: If I'm not mistaken, you said you like sex; right?

Lady: Yes I did!

Dude: But you're insulting me because I enjoy it

Lady: No I'm not and sex isn't the problem! It's just the way we look at it. You're obviously unstable and need to seek help immediately; if you allow sex to gain so much power over you to a point where... Number one: It starts to affect the relationship between you and the people you're close with! Number two: Can not hold a decent conversation with someone else without talking dirty and acting like a pig... Or worse, throwing bitch fits; if they refuse satisfy your sexual needs!!!! And number three: Too distracted to concentrate on what is important, when it's time to get serious.

Dude: So you're calling me crazy?

Lady: I'm calling you sick. "Freaks are creeps!"

Dude: Wtf who says freaks are creeps?

Lady: starlight.sl1996 said it!

Dude: You mean, Carol Anne?

Lady: Yes but not the Carol Anne from Poltergeist.
by Windell Haze February 12, 2019
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the creeps

a group of local teenagers whom do everything together. they have a leader in which they all bow down to and follow. they are more like a tribe then a group; they follow their leader loyally and protect each other from trouble. A typical weekend for them includes partying, doing as much as they can with girls, and being together none stop while doing everything their leader tells them to.
Casey: OMG! I cant wait to hang out with the creeps this weekend!
Bethany: But didnt you hear what they have done to girls. Its not very nice or appropriate. They will kill your reputation if you mess with them.
-later that night-
David(picking up casey from her house): ready to go have some fun sexy?
Casey: Of course, I'm down for anything.
David (looks back at friends whom are in car): looks like its gonna be a fun night boys...
by Koe the Hoe December 28, 2005
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no creeps

You say this right after you say something that could be taken as creepy.
Examples:

Girl1: Omg, hi Ashley! Happy Birthday, you're really pretty, no creeps.
Girl2: Hahh, thank you. :)
*at least she said no creeps or that would have been creepy..*

Boy: Hey you, I like what you're wearing today, no creeps.
Girl: Aw, thank you. :S
*thank gosh for that no creeps or that would have been UBER creepy.*
by X2cute4uX November 5, 2010
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Car Creeps

When the car park is full and the driver begins following random people walking in the hope they are about to leave the car park with their cars so they can get a space.
Sarah: "Ugh J C Penneys was full of car creeps today."
by Clitty McClitus March 18, 2012
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Boost Creeps

Whenever the boost (psi) of a turbocharger or supercharger exceeds what the car has been set to.
"Dude, my car has boost Creeps right now, it spiked to 15psi and I have it set to 7."
by Gapplebees June 13, 2023
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the creeps

Awesome local punk band. Local to Ottawa, Canada, I mean.
My Girlfriend Hates the Ramones, I Broke Your Hymen (You Broke my Heart), Westmount High.

creeps.ca
by alkaline cyber skank May 12, 2004
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the creeps

Herpes. From the Greek word herpein, meaning to creep.
by Logomancer April 14, 2006
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