crackcident

something out of character done during a period in which you are heavily strung out on crack, the crack preventing any good judgment at all....like being in a relationship with a girl you don't even like, and then getting her pregnant

I love my kids wouldn't trade them for anything, but fucking their mother was definitely a "crackcident"

by Cosmic Charlie March 28, 2009

bluey crack pipe

A crack pipe with the popular kids show character bluey on a crack pipe

Me and coco are gonna smoke a bluey crack pipe

by Chamococonut January 7, 2023

crackie

synonym for 'crack head'...kind of like calling someone a 'junkie'

beat it crackie, i don't have any change to give you

by J.R. September 6, 2004

cackpipe cosmonaut

A slang, light-hearted term for a homosexual.

'Terry's gay, y'know...'
'Get out! How do you know?'
'I shagged him.'
'Get out!'
'Honest, dolly. He's 100% cackpipe cosmonaut.'

by rxnxr October 17, 2009

Crackie

Crackie noun \ˈkrakee\

1. A Crackhead; but one that is So far from reality that it's FUNNY.

2. A weirdo that is addicted to Crack or Crystal Meth.

3. A person that does Weid Crack-head-like things and/or ACTS like a "chickenhead" or Crackhead.

"Hey, Crackie, can I get directions to the Crack house, please?"

or...

"Man! I didn't know there were so many Crackies in this neighborhood! "

by JoeBloh July 24, 2014

crackie chan

a chinese person who does coke and sells it.

Stranger #1- you got the stuff.
crackie chan- r u perice offica?
Stranger #1- bet your sweet ass I am, put your hands where I can see them!
crackie chan- ahh, your breakin my balls.

by Pres. Bill Clinton May 16, 2009

crackfire

A sharp, wet, fast farting sound. Usually made with tightened butt cheeks with the person in motion. Very similar to a car's backfire in that it's a totally unexpected and loud sound that startles.

Damn, dude! That crackfire scared the shit out of me! And it stinks, too! Better check your drawers after that one!

by Mr. Frank, Jr. April 4, 2008