crock of shit

Something that is false, misleading, full of lies, etc.

The assertion that your car is exceptional is a crock of shit.

by UrbanWebster February 15, 2004

Barry Crocker

Australian rhyming slang for shocker. Named after the Australian singer.

Your new haircut is a Barry Crocker.
(After a really bad kick in AFL footy) What a Barry Crocker!

by lostempire June 11, 2006

Crocadildo

The chopped off and preserved in dill pickle juice penis of an unconscious crocodile. Often used as fancy dildo. Can be brought out at special occasions.

Girl- *unwraps present* "what is it?"
Friend- "it's a crocadildo"
Girl- "my years of waiting are over!"

by El domarino July 4, 2014

Crocadiller

The redneck version of saying "crocadile"

holy shit my cousin arm was bitten off by a crocadiller

by Phython74 June 25, 2009

crocadillapig

really horrid looking female

"I had too much to drink last night and pulled this bird, when I woke up next to her in the morning I suddenly became aware she was a right crocadillapig".

by Timmy27 October 18, 2006

Ciroc Cock

It is the inability of a person to ever achieve an orgasm during sexual intercourse after drinking. In other words you have problems ejaculating

This has been happening for awhile, can you fix your Ciroc cock?

by Palapo April 8, 2019

Mexican Crock Pot

Also known as the front-butt of a large Hispanic woman. Typically smells of old burritos and chupacabra feces

Holy crap, did you see that Mexican crock pot on that chick!

by virgDics-on April 29, 2015