The backup plan of Mother Earth to save herself from the unacceptable race it houses, humans. The best way she could save herself, extreme but helpful. Pollution dropped, resources were less exploited, population decreased, and whatnot. A warning for us people to realize! tho it started as an illegal bio-war agent by China, it was accepted by Mother Earth in no time,
*Man burning trash openly*
Juan: What's your problem BOOMER! Was COVID-19 not enough for you? I wish you died in it.
*Man extinguishes the fire*
Juan: Guess, you'll live some more years dork!
Juan: What's your problem BOOMER! Was COVID-19 not enough for you? I wish you died in it.
*Man extinguishes the fire*
Juan: Guess, you'll live some more years dork!
by viktwor April 1, 2020

According to President Trump, fake news (meanwhile the US has the most cases on the face of the Earth).
Trump on a news conference: COVID-19 is a load of crap. We need this economy start by Easter.
Health council: Millions could die, Sir.
Trump: I cannot win this next election without a booming economy.
Health council: Sir, there won't be anyone left to vote.
Trump: who cares, make America great again! We can also simply take down the wall to let some illegals in to boost the votes.
Health council: Sir, that presidential election promise did shit the bed.
Health council: Millions could die, Sir.
Trump: I cannot win this next election without a booming economy.
Health council: Sir, there won't be anyone left to vote.
Trump: who cares, make America great again! We can also simply take down the wall to let some illegals in to boost the votes.
Health council: Sir, that presidential election promise did shit the bed.
by Danutcase March 27, 2020

A killer that has garnered undue attention vis-à-vis other global killers like HIV/AIDS, tuberculosis (TB), diabetes, and cancers, as a large number of the middle-class and some wealthy families and celebrities in the developed world have disproportionately been affected.
Unlike other main causes of death that mostly affect the poor and the marginalized in the developing countries every year, COVID-19 appears to be a great leveler in indiscriminately choosing its victims—for example, it is blind to people’s race, religion, or social status.
by MathPlus June 27, 2021

A sex act where you masturbate in a group of ten or less while staying six feet apart from each other, then lick each other's hands clean to keep things sanitary
We were feeling lonely last night so Becky and I COVID-19ed with a few friends that have been self-isolating for a month
by Nobahdi April 2, 2020

by MJcloud November 5, 2020

Likened to the dreaded Freshman 15, the 15 pounds of weight you gain in the first year of college, the COVID-19 is the 19 pounds of weight you can expect to gain from sheltering in place and stress eating during a pandemic. You gain the COVID-19 when FedEx delivers the delicious prepared meals you ordered for the week and you're so bored you eat them all by Tuesday. You gain the COVID-19 when, finally, you eat up all the damn cans of beans you hoarded in March 2019 because you've been out of work so long you can't afford any new food.
I used to be celery, but after gaining the COVID-19 I'm a 🍐.
Have you seen Karen? She looks like she's strapped two 10-pound beef briskets to her arse, she gain the COVID-19.
After six months of sweat pants, Netflix and Funyuns, Stephen tried to put on jeans but soon realized he too had gained the COVID-19 when his pants button shot off across the room like a bullet.
Have you seen Karen? She looks like she's strapped two 10-pound beef briskets to her arse, she gain the COVID-19.
After six months of sweat pants, Netflix and Funyuns, Stephen tried to put on jeans but soon realized he too had gained the COVID-19 when his pants button shot off across the room like a bullet.
by Sygh January 29, 2021

by PhoenixGamer34 September 21, 2021
