Parent Teacher Conference

a place for teachers to tell poop about you while you're not there. Also a place for your parents to realize how stupid their child really must be. :}

"hey, did your mom go to the parent teacher conference today?"

"yea, the teacher went crazy."

"you grounded?"

"until i move out -___-"

by Cat (: November 17, 2009

Convenience Crush

When you have a crush on somebody you've started spending a lot of time with, not because they're particularly attractive or interesting, just because it's convenient.

"I guess I have a convenience crush on my lab partner, he smells kind of weird, but sometimes he does my homework and I see him like five times a week."

by thereisdonutinmyjelly October 4, 2012

fake news conference

Any news conference that took place at the White House during Trumpian Times.

We all just sat there for four years in a row, at each and every fake news conference, knowing that it was all lies laid end to end.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 19, 2021

relationship of convenience

dating someone simply because he or she is around all the time (i.e. conveniently located in your life) rather than having a real romantic connection with them

relationships of convenience are to dating what brute force is to programming - a refuge for the desperate and/or lazy

Andi: He's in all my classes and we see each other every night to do problem sets. So we're dating.

Nizzle: But you don't really like him ... it's just a relationship of convenience.

by razzbizzle June 24, 2005

plot convenience

plot convenience is a method of story-telling that forces unlikely events to take place because the story calls for it.

In the anime dragonball, Goku as a child transforms into a great ape twice within a year, the first was when they were trapped in 3 foot "special steel" thick cube prizon with tempered glass up on top, the full moon is out, and after he transforms he has his tail cut off.

plot convenience kicks in during the final round of the world martial arts tournament, Goku's tail grows back during his fight with Monster Beast Giran, and the full moon just happens to be out during the final fight. In other words plot convenience happens when coincidences must take place in order for the plot to advance.

by kyle.biddle January 6, 2011

doesn't love the Lord and Southeastern Conference football

An ironic expression used by Southern males to express disbelief in or mild condemnation of some else's attitudes or behavior, supposedly drawing on some stereotypes of Southerners. (This expression possibly originated with Lewis Grizzard, a most excellent American humorist and commentator.)

Billy Bob eats strawberry Moon Pies and drinks Pepsi; only someone who doesn't love the Lord and Southeastern Conference football would do that.

by Duckbutt November 4, 2005

Conference Claw

When a phoneclaw is made by using a White Claw spiked seltzer as a telephone and three or more really good friends answer your phoneclaw, thus creating the conference claw. The only way to end a conference claw is by chugging your White Claw.

I must've blacked out from one too many conference claws last night.

by TheDomFatherr August 12, 2019