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You don't have to come and confess

an expression used to tell someone that
A) "you dont have to tell me"
B) "even though you wont admit it, youre full of shit"

originates with Antoine Dodson's line "You don't have to come and confess, (we lookin' for you, we gon' find you.)"
Example A) Reporter: Would you say what you did was heroic?

Antoine: Hell yeah it was heroic home boy!

Reporter: Amen, you dont have to come and confess on that one brother.

Example B) Intruder: Whoa dude, no way did i just come in that window in order to rape your sister!

Heroic Brother: You don't have to come and confess, home boy!
by heroic lines for the heroic October 19, 2010
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National Confess Your Feelings Day

November 17 is National Confess Your Feelings Day.

You have to confess your feelings no matter how embarrassing it is. And it HAS to be in person. No confessing over text or facetime. In person.
"Hey its National Confess Your Feelings Day , I like you."

Or

"Hey, wanna go out"

Or

"Hey, I like you"
by Kkmjpkjbts November 14, 2020
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My loneliness-is killing me. And I, I must confess, I sill believe!!!!!!!!!!!! (still believe), is a part of the revolutionary song Britney Spears sang.
Person 1 :"My loneliness-is killing me. And I, I must confess, I sill believe!!!!!!!!!!!! (still believe). When I'm with you I loose my mind, give me a siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing. HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "

Person 2 : Yooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Are you singing that legendary Britney Spears song?

Person 1 : YEP!!!!!!!!
by Ashyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy February 7, 2021
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National confess to your crush day

on national confess to your crush day, you will need to ( if you’re comfortable ) confess your feelings to your crush. you will then find out if they also have feelings for you and hopefully they do!
you - hey it’s national confess to your crush day so um i like you

them - ( they either say they like you or don’t )
by ilovve_luvr March 19, 2022
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Pickleball Confess

When you reply all to the wrong text thread and talk mess about the very thread you’ve replied all to. You must confess your error on the pickleball court.
Bro, you sent that to US! You gotta pickleball confess tomorrow.
by JoeMazing January 18, 2019
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