Compulsive Meeting Disorder

The need for a group of people or company to have meetings with a frequency that abuses people's time and attention.

Another meeting? Damn, this company suffers from Compulsive Meeting Disorder. How am I supposed to get my shit done?

by toejam16 June 24, 2019

Compulsive Liar

Someone who lies constantly no matter how fruitless or insignificant the lie may be. They lie about everything. Sometimes even to try and have a "cool" persona and they may or may not believe their own lies are true, like a pathological liar.

Tanner: I live in a ten story house and have 4 maids
James: ....yeah okay.
Tanner: I knocked a girl up once and I've got a baby.
James: ...I'm sure.
Tanner: I just got into a knife fight with a man that broke into my house and I wooped his ass ..but I need stiches!
James: Yeah right. Shouldn't you be in the hospital then? let me see your wound..
Tanner: Ah, man, you don't wanna see it. its pretty gross.
James: You're a compulsive Liar

by pseudonymismynamee May 30, 2009

compulsive liar

Someone who lies so much that they believe themselves.

"Mr. Garratt is a compulsive liar. He'll tell you one thing one day and contradict himself a week later.

by jitterballs February 13, 2006

Compulsive App Closing

Someone that closed an App as soon as they exit out of it.

His Compulsive App Closing is so extreme that in 4 hours his Iphone went only from 100-96%.

by Rushabc7 February 4, 2014

compulsive liar

A person who lies constantly in order to get attention.

"Dude, I banged 5 girls this weekend!"
"Our car flipped 5 times and all I got was this scratch!"
"I'm moving to Germany"

by Kyle March 24, 2005

compulsive liar

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Compulsive Lying Disorder // the act of lying so frequently you start to believe your own lies

She is such a compulsive liar

by Compulsivelyingdisorder May 24, 2016

Compulsive Liar

someone that repetitively lies over and over

Kalie Lynn Obenour is a compulsive liar :D

by dabomber92 January 2, 2012